by Tom Leykis
Tom Leykis notices modern women have more issues than Vogue magazine, while simultaneously blaming men for the problems and insecurities.
The 3 Million Dollar Bitch
An education for men on why man must never sign a marriage contract under any circumstances. Exhibit A is backed up by female testimony and illustrates that is completely futile (and totally unnecessary) to provide anything to the modern female in hopes to earn her affection and devotion. She even
Tom Leykis speaks to a complaining female caller on the importance of negotiating all of the terms of a marriage contract – in advance – by openly outlining with your life partner what you want, and what you are prepared to do. He will hear none of her complaining and educates her on
Women Who Use Sex as a Bargaining Tool
This one has a longer lead in, so if you would rather skip it, jump to 4:15. Tom Leykis reads “an open letter to my wife” on the air from a man who’s wife misrepresented herself before the wedding. As soon as the marriage contract was signed, she began withholding her affection as
"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
- Frank Zappa