by Tom Leykis
“Dating equals porking”.
Leykis 101 is a class for all young men on re-defining “dating” on male terms. Your professor – Tom Leykis – talks about never spending more than $40 on a date. $0 is optimum. You don’t take women to a restaurant, you take her to bed… and other useful tips.
Tom Leykis speaks to a complaining female caller on the importance of negotiating all of the terms of a marriage contract – in advance – by openly outlining with your life partner what you want, and what you are prepared to do. He will hear none of her complaining and educates her on
Tom Leykis explains why you do NOT talk to, look at, have lunch – or associate – with women at work. Ever. It is strongly recommended you do not speak to women at work about anything other than work. This is something you can say directly to a woman’s face in the workplace when
Everything She Wants
You can hear Michael Jackson for 40 years and never know “Billie Jean” was about paternity fraud, and sometimes you never listen to the lyrics at all. WHAM! was a cultural phenomenon in the 80s too – featuring the voice of George Michael. Many #1s from back then had a similar
A Man waiting in the Wings
Tom Leykis enforces the standard of “no male friends”. Men generally have a world of options. Since men are generally expected to do the initiating, approaching, the asking out, the calling, the proposing, the date-arranging (and women more often expect this)… it follows that odds
Women Who Use Sex as a Bargaining Tool
This one has a longer lead in, so if you would rather skip it, jump to 4:15. Tom Leykis reads “an open letter to my wife” on the air from a man who’s wife misrepresented herself before the wedding. As soon as the marriage contract was signed, she began withholding her affection as
Tom Leykis and The Deceptive Andrea
Tom Leykis does his very best to remain an impartial observer when caller “Andrea” tells of her pregnancy as a result of an anonymous triste with a nameless black stranger in the parking garage of a hotel when she was out drunk one night. It gets interesting when she reveals her intent
Dump That Bitch for the Holidays
Tom Leykis recommends “dumping that bitch”(DTB) who places enormous expectations around the holidays. Perhaps she is expecting a proposal, or the little blue box from Tiffany’s under the tree. Some women will even be demanding enough to pose an ultimatum: “propose to me my
High Maintenance Women
Radio Personality Tom Leykis discusses “high-maintenance” women who believe their time is more valuable than yours. Using an example where a man wants to go to Las Vegas and asks a woman to join him, she expects to be paid over and above being his guest – as if he should pay for
Have the Balls to Give a Cheap Gift
Tom Leykis discards the idea of gift-giving being about outdoing yourself, or that giving should come from a sense of obligation. You girlfriend or wife may be expecting diamond earrings, but this is a danger zone, because if giving her anything else is considered a “disappointment”,
"Was engaged for a year and just blew it off. I’d lasted until 44 to succumb to marriage but as soon as I’d become engaged I stated having panic attacks about all the boredom and possible ruin that awaited me . Blew it all off two weeks ago and the minute I ended it I instantly felt myself again . Screw that death sentence!"