by Tom Leykis
“Dating equals porking”.
Leykis 101 is a class for all young men on re-defining “dating” on male terms. Your professor – Tom Leykis – talks about never spending more than $40 on a date. $0 is optimum. You don’t take women to a restaurant, you take her to bed… and other useful tips.
Habanero Sauce in the Condom
Tom Leykis preaches a tenet of “Leykis 101” where guarding your sperm like Fort Knox is paramount. “Sperm-jacking” is where a woman will reach into the waste bin in order to extract the sperm from a discarded condom in an attempt to fertilize herself and extort 216 monthly
Tom Leykis explains why you do NOT talk to, look at, have lunch – or associate – with women at work. Ever. It is strongly recommended you do not speak to women at work about anything other than work. This is something you can say directly to a woman’s face in the workplace when
AWALT All Women Are Like That
“Not all grenades are like that!” Tom Leykis reads from a submission from a listener who heard his fiancee repeatedly declared she was “not the kind of person” who would ever rake him over the coals in a divorce. But after having been driven to bankruptcy, he now believes
Dump That Bitch for the Holidays
Tom Leykis recommends “dumping that bitch”(DTB) who places enormous expectations around the holidays. Perhaps she is expecting a proposal, or the little blue box from Tiffany’s under the tree. Some women will even be demanding enough to pose an ultimatum: “propose to me my
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