by Tom Leykis
“Dating equals porking”.
Leykis 101 is a class for all young men on re-defining “dating” on male terms. Your professor – Tom Leykis – talks about never spending more than $40 on a date. $0 is optimum. You don’t take women to a restaurant, you take her to bed… and other useful tips.
You Don’t Use The Mouth
A hilarious single episode of the “I knew you was a snake” [sic] radio show, in which an Indian woman suspects her husband (by arranged marriage) may be cheating. The radio show stages a mock concert-ticket giveaway to a Beyoncé concert while his wife is listening on the line. When
Have the B~~~~ to Give a Cheap Gift
Tom Leykis discards the idea of gift-giving being about outdoing yourself, or that giving should come from a sense of obligation. You girlfriend or wife may be expecting diamond earrings, but this is a danger zone, because if giving her anything else is considered a “disappointment”,
No Engagement Ring
Radio personality Tom Leykis deconstructs an article on the legal battle over an engagement ring, and explains how even an artificial diamond (CEZ) is still – after all – a real ring. The professor schools the last caller just perfectly, but the shameful and outrageous expectations have
Dump That Bitch for the Holidays
Tom Leykis recommends “dumping that bitch”(DTB) who places enormous expectations around the holidays. Perhaps she is expecting a proposal, or the little blue box from Tiffany’s under the tree. Some women will even be demanding enough to pose an ultimatum: “propose to me my
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