by Tom Leykis
“Dating equals porking”.
Leykis 101 is a class for all young men on re-defining “dating” on male terms. Your professor – Tom Leykis – talks about never spending more than $40 on a date. $0 is optimum. You don’t take women to a restaurant, you take her to bed… and other useful tips.
No Engagement Ring
Radio personality Tom Leykis deconstructs an article on the legal battle over an engagement ring, and explains how even an artificial diamond (CEZ) is still – after all – a real ring. The professor schools the last caller just perfectly, but the shameful and outrageous expectations have
AWALT All Women Are Like That
“Not all grenades are like that!” Tom Leykis reads from a submission from a listener who heard his fiancee repeatedly declared she was “not the kind of person” who would ever rake him over the coals in a divorce. But after having been driven to bankruptcy, he now believes
Everything She Wants
You can hear Michael Jackson for 40 years and never know “Billie Jean” was about paternity fraud, and sometimes you never listen to the lyrics at all. WHAM! was a cultural phenomenon in the 80s too – featuring the voice of George Michael. Many #1s from back then had a similar
Dump That Bitch for the Holidays
Tom Leykis recommends “dumping that bitch”(DTB) who places enormous expectations around the holidays. Perhaps she is expecting a proposal, or the little blue box from Tiffany’s under the tree. Some women will even be demanding enough to pose an ultimatum: “propose to me my
Tom Leykis and The Deceptive Andrea
Tom Leykis does his very best to remain an impartial observer when caller “Andrea” tells of her pregnancy as a result of an anonymous triste with a nameless black stranger in the parking garage of a hotel when she was out drunk one night. It gets interesting when she reveals her intent