by Tom Leykis
“Dating equals porking”.
Leykis 101 is a class for all young men on re-defining “dating” on male terms. Your professor – Tom Leykis – talks about never spending more than $40 on a date. $0 is optimum. You don’t take women to a restaurant, you take her to bed… and other useful tips.
AWALT All Women Are Like That
“Not all grenades are like that!” Tom Leykis reads from a submission from a listener who heard his fiancee repeatedly declared she was “not the kind of person” who would ever rake him over the coals in a divorce. But after having been driven to bankruptcy, he now believes
Tom Leykis and The Deceptive Andrea
Tom Leykis does his very best to remain an impartial observer when caller “Andrea” tells of her pregnancy as a result of an anonymous triste with a nameless black stranger in the parking garage of a hotel when she was out drunk one night. It gets interesting when she reveals her intent
Have the Balls to Give a Cheap Gift
Tom Leykis discards the idea of gift-giving being about outdoing yourself, or that giving should come from a sense of obligation. You girlfriend or wife may be expecting diamond earrings, but this is a danger zone, because if giving her anything else is considered a “disappointment”,
A Man waiting in the Wings
Tom Leykis enforces the standard of “no male friends”. Men generally have a world of options. Since men are generally expected to do the initiating, approaching, the asking out, the calling, the proposing, the date-arranging (and women more often expect this)… it follows that odds
The 3 Million Dollar Bitch
An education for men on why man must never sign a marriage contract under any circumstances. Exhibit A is backed up by female testimony and illustrates that is completely futile (and totally unnecessary) to provide anything to the modern female in hopes to earn her affection and devotion. She even