by Tom Leykis
“Dating equals porking”.
Leykis 101 is a class for all young men on re-defining “dating” on male terms. Your professor – Tom Leykis – talks about never spending more than $40 on a date. $0 is optimum. You don’t take women to a restaurant, you take her to bed… and other useful tips.
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Habanero Sauce in the Condom
Tom Leykis preaches a tenet of “Leykis 101” where guarding your sperm like Fort Knox is paramount. “Sperm-jacking” is where a woman will reach into the waste bin in order to extract the sperm from a discarded condom in an attempt to fertilize herself and extort 216 monthly
Dump That Bitch for the Holidays
Tom Leykis recommends “dumping that bitch”(DTB) who places enormous expectations around the holidays. Perhaps she is expecting a proposal, or the little blue box from Tiffany’s under the tree. Some women will even be demanding enough to pose an ultimatum: “propose to me my
Tom Leykis speaks to a complaining female caller on the importance of negotiating all of the terms of a marriage contract – in advance – by openly outlining with your life partner what you want, and what you are prepared to do. He will hear none of her complaining and educates her on
Women Who Use Sex as a Bargaining Tool
This one has a longer lead in, so if you would rather skip it, jump to 4:15. Tom Leykis reads “an open letter to my wife” on the air from a man who’s wife misrepresented herself before the wedding. As soon as the marriage contract was signed, she began withholding her affection as
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