Tom Leykis speaks with caller “Chris” who is surrounded by so many female friends, but none of them want to touch him. Tom mansplains how to easily defeat his conscience, and quickly adjusts Chris’ general attitude toward women.
"Just had to say. For the last ten years I have held the attributes of those who have forsaken relationships with the vile, nagging, gynocentric, raging harpy that has become the western woman. And I am equally elusive of the gold diggers outside of the west. I have never concealed my intense dislike for this devolved creature, the "woman" and my willingness and want for nothing more than for her to be gone by sunrise. Especially since I have gained currency by disregarding her over the years to the point where I have accumulated real wealth.
I do not hide in the shadows.