Frog Soup

by Tom Leykis

Radio shock jock Tom Leykis likens the general appearance of married men and their deflated vitality to that of a beaten dog. A newly married man will appear to be quite content at first, as pleased as a frog in a pot of cool fresh water – with no predators around – until you turn the gas on. Unaware of the high flame beneath him, the frog has no idea he is in a heap of trouble until he is turned into “frog soup”.