by Tom Leykis
Radio shock jock Tom Leykis likens the general appearance of married men and their deflated vitality to that of a beaten dog. A newly married man will appear to be quite content at first, as pleased as a frog in a pot of cool fresh water – with no predators around – until you turn the gas on. Unaware of the high flame beneath him, the frog has no idea he is in a heap of trouble until he is turned into “frog soup”.
Tom Leykis explains why you do NOT talk to, look at, have lunch – or associate – with women at work. Ever. It is strongly recommended you do not speak to women at work about anything other than work. This is something you can say directly to a woman’s face in the workplace when
High Maintenance Women
Radio Personality Tom Leykis discusses “high-maintenance” women who believe their time is more valuable than yours. Using an example where a man wants to go to Las Vegas and asks a woman to join him, she expects to be paid over and above being his guest – as if he should pay for
No Engagement Ring
Radio personality Tom Leykis deconstructs an article on the legal battle over an engagement ring, and explains how even an artificial diamond (CEZ) is still – after all – a real ring. The professor schools the last caller just perfectly, but the shameful and outrageous expectations have
"A MAN’S CONTINENT WAY 1. Contain your SEED in your LOINS until you find a WOMAN who truly deserves to receive it. 2. Contain your PLANS in your MIND until you can ACT on them. 3. Contain your FEELINGS in your HEART until you are CALM. 4. Contain your STRENGTH in your LIMBS until you are called to a worthy CHALLENGE. 5. Contain your FEARS in your SOUL until your COURAGE overcomes them. 6. Contain your MONEY in your PURSE until you can buy something truly VALUABLE. 7. Contain your HUNGER in your STOMACH until you have cooked a manly FEAST. 8. Contain your WORDS in your MOUTH until everyone else has SPOKEN. 9. Contain your ANGER in your BELLY until you find your true ENEMY. 10. Contain your PLEASURE in your BODY until you are ALONE. CONTAIN EVERYTHING UNTIL IT IS RIPE FOR HARVEST!!"