by Tom Leykis
Tom Leykis marvels at the prominent theme in a unsurprising number of songs on the radio which suggest women talk too much, and he explains to listeners how there comes a time when a man will eventually just not be able to listen to it anymore.
Everything She Wants
You can hear Michael Jackson for 40 years and never know “Billie Jean” was about paternity fraud, and sometimes you never listen to the lyrics at all. WHAM! was a cultural phenomenon in the 80s too – featuring the voice of George Michael. Many #1s from back then had a similar
How to Treat Women
Tom Leykis offers a solution to the epidemic of western women who pass over men who treat them well in favor of “jerks” who mistreat them. “Give her what she wants! Give her what she prefers. Give her what she thinks she deserves: to be treated like CRAP. … and she will LOVE
Habanero Sauce in the Condom
Tom Leykis preaches a tenet of “Leykis 101” where guarding your sperm like Fort Knox is paramount. “Sperm-jacking” is where a woman will reach into the waste bin in order to extract the sperm from a discarded condom in an attempt to fertilize herself and extort 216 monthly
You Don’t Use The Mouth
A hilarious single episode of the “I knew you was a snake” [sic] radio show, in which an Indian woman suspects her husband (by arranged marriage) may be cheating. The radio show stages a mock concert-ticket giveaway to a Beyoncé concert while his wife is listening on the line. When
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