by Tom Leykis
Tom Leykis discusses the sheer joy of preferring to celebrate an “Orphan Thanksgiving” rather than visiting family. Many people can’t (or won’t) go home to their families for the holidays for various reasons, but it’s a time of year when many will not do what they actually WANT, and will travel to visit family out of a sense of obligation or resent. Tom creates his own celebration, and invites people who are unable (or unwilling) to travel for the simple reason that they are all thrilled to be there.
High Maintenance Women
Radio Personality Tom Leykis discusses “high-maintenance” women who believe their time is more valuable than yours. Using an example where a man wants to go to Las Vegas and asks a woman to join him, she expects to be paid over and above being his guest – as if he should pay for
Habanero Sauce in the Condom
Tom Leykis preaches a tenet of “Leykis 101” where guarding your sperm like Fort Knox is paramount. “Sperm-jacking” is where a woman will reach into the waste bin in order to extract the sperm from a discarded condom in an attempt to fertilize herself and extort 216 monthly
Everything She Wants
You can hear Michael Jackson for 40 years and never know “Billie Jean” was about paternity fraud, and sometimes you never listen to the lyrics at all. WHAM! was a cultural phenomenon in the 80s too – featuring the voice of George Michael. Many #1s from back then had a similar
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