by Tom Leykis
Tom Leykis reads from a story published elsewhere about women who make a plan to get pregnant while leaving their men out of the decision entirely. He is most infuriated by the general female presumption that hearing “oops!” is something a man should be happy about.
Tom Leykis and The Deceptive Andrea
Tom Leykis does his very best to remain an impartial observer when caller “Andrea” tells of her pregnancy as a result of an anonymous triste with a nameless black stranger in the parking garage of a hotel when she was out drunk one night. It gets interesting when she reveals her intent
Tom Leykis speaks to a complaining female caller on the importance of negotiating all of the terms of a marriage contract – in advance – by openly outlining with your life partner what you want, and what you are prepared to do. He will hear none of her complaining and educates her on
You Don’t Use The Mouth
A hilarious single episode of the “I knew you was a snake” [sic] radio show, in which an Indian woman suspects her husband (by arranged marriage) may be cheating. The radio show stages a mock concert-ticket giveaway to a Beyoncé concert while his wife is listening on the line. When
The 3 Million Dollar Bitch
An education for men on why man must never sign a marriage contract under any circumstances. Exhibit A is backed up by female testimony and illustrates that is completely futile (and totally unnecessary) to provide anything to the modern female in hopes to earn her affection and devotion. She even
A Man waiting in the Wings
Tom Leykis enforces the standard of “no male friends”. Men generally have a world of options. Since men are generally expected to do the initiating, approaching, the asking out, the calling, the proposing, the date-arranging (and women more often expect this)… it follows that odds
High Maintenance Women
Radio Personality Tom Leykis discusses “high-maintenance” women who believe their time is more valuable than yours. Using an example where a man wants to go to Las Vegas and asks a woman to join him, she expects to be paid over and above being his guest – as if he should pay for
"“My cat doesn’t usually like guys… if my cat likes you then you must be okay.” The lengths females will go to in order to give themselves permission to fuck someone without overtly appearing to be doing so..."
- Doc Fenderdson