by Tom Leykis
This one has a longer lead in, so if you would rather skip it, jump to 4:15.
Tom Leykis reads “an open letter to my wife” on the air from a man who’s wife misrepresented herself before the wedding. As soon as the marriage contract was signed, she began withholding her affection as early as their honeymoon.
AWALT All Women Are Like That
“Not all grenades are like that!” Tom Leykis reads from a submission from a listener who heard his fiancee repeatedly declared she was “not the kind of person” who would ever rake him over the coals in a divorce. But after having been driven to bankruptcy, he now believes
If You’re Not A Slut, Who IS?
Tom Leykis in a 1-on-1 with a young female who cheated on her boyfriend but still wants him around. Maintaining she is “not a slut” and “it was just something that happened” won’t work. Breaking it down even in terms a grown woman can understand, Tom explains how it
Habanero Sauce in the Condom
Tom Leykis preaches a tenet of “Leykis 101” where guarding your sperm like Fort Knox is paramount. “Sperm-jacking” is where a woman will reach into the waste bin in order to extract the sperm from a discarded condom in an attempt to fertilize herself and extort 216 monthly
Have the Balls to Give a Cheap Gift
Tom Leykis discards the idea of gift-giving being about outdoing yourself, or that giving should come from a sense of obligation. You girlfriend or wife may be expecting diamond earrings, but this is a danger zone, because if giving her anything else is considered a “disappointment”,
High Maintenance Women
Radio Personality Tom Leykis discusses “high-maintenance” women who believe their time is more valuable than yours. Using an example where a man wants to go to Las Vegas and asks a woman to join him, she expects to be paid over and above being his guest – as if he should pay for
"I seem to have been like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."
- Sir Isaac Newton