Bill Burr Quotes

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    Bachelor4good
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    This guy just cracks me up, seriously, his ramblings are are on point. He´s got s~~~ to tell and there´s a lot to extract from for a MGHOW.
    Well, i figured it a good idea to put together a valuable, funny, whatsoever collection of his quotes.

    You know, first you read it, then you hear it, process the information, … and next time, when you´re in a comparable situation, you make your own point.
    There are a lot of sharp observations he´s making, for which reason it´s really worth to get a deeper understanding on what he´s talking about!

    So, straight on with the first one …

    On raising kids

    “Women are just constantly petting themselves on the back, about how difficult their lives are and no one corrects them, because they wanna f~~~ ém.
    This is what it is, “yeah, this is the most difficult job on the planet!” There´s like just this tornado of misinformation, “Hey, the most difficult job on the planet!”
    Would you rather be drilling to the center of the earth, shaking hands with the devil. Every time there´s a rumble in the ground, you wait for the whole thing to collapse down on you, … so they write that folksong about you.

    Or would you rather be up in the sunshine, with a couple of toddlers around you, that you can send to bed, anytime you want, with some sort of trumped up charges, … Right? … Because u wanna have a drink and watch the price is right. … U know what I mean?

    I couldn´t believe it … “it´s the most difficult job on the planet!” Oh yeah! … I thought roofing in the middle of july is a redhead! I thought that that was difficult!

    … any job you can do in your pajamas, is not a difficult job!

    … 35 yo … playing hide and seek … you´re living the dream!

    IDGAF

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    MarkusPolus
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    I have always known the stay at home parent thing was easy. My mom would get what she had to get done and watch soap operas all day, while we got hypnotized by sesame street. Love reading the comments and all the butthurt moms, people are often most upset when confronted with the truth.

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    Heads-Up
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    If you cross the line “A man may punch you put a woman will take a s~~~ in your heart”
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    “Theres an epidemic of golddigging whores” funny when told to audience of 50% women
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    “do you know how much of an asshole Id be if I knew I could never be punched” XD implying women are assholes for this very reason
    on Swartzenegger
    “hes a great man because he made a fortune lifting stuff,became a box office hit dispite having a ridiculous accent,married a Kennedy and became Govenor of a State whos name he couldnt pronounce”

    Bachelor 4 Good said

    any job you can do in your pajamas, is not a difficult job!

    #126786
    RoyDal
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    Bill Burr nails it! His appearances on Conan are priceless!
    (The clips are on YouTube.)

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

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    Chad
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    I found MGTOW from his website. He’s my favorite comedian. F~~~ he kills me! If you haven’t seen it you absolutely have to watch the vid on YouTube where he gives it to Philly.

    “Why is it so quiet in here?”
    ~Bill Burr

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    MENGINEER
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    bburr

    He got married though hope he doesn’t do a Chris Rock..

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    FreeGhost
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    Dude got married though, couldn’t take his own advice like the vast majority of humans on this godforsaken planet.

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    OldBill
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    Not only has Burr been married since 2013, his long time girlfriend and now wife those producer/screenwriter types which inhabit the shadowy edges of showbiz. I like Burr’s routines but I must wonder who is really writing his stuff and why.

    What better way to marginalize MGTOW ideas than bury them in a comedy routine?

    Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

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