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    I met a girl who wanted equal rights
    So I gave her a left with all my might

    Hit her so hard it put a bun in the cooker
    It improved her appearance
    As she wasn’t no looker

    Went round for a Sunday roast
    All I got was a Babysham and,
    A dried piece of ham on toast

    She gave me a look of pure disgust
    So I gave her a right hook with all my gust

    Hit her so hard I fertilised an egg
    I didn’t even need to use my third leg

    We got talking
    She said she wasn’t just a walking hole
    She went on and on about putting down the seat on the toilet bowl
    So I landed a stiff jab on her face mole

    Hit her so hard I caused her to Ovulate and,
    Knocked out her last tooth
    In her palate

    She took me round to meet Pater
    He had the head the shape of a Potater

    Droned on about looking after his daughter
    I thought
    She’s more Arsenic than 70% water

    Told me he was the Army boxing champ
    My first thought was
    They didn’t make weight classes that low
    As he was built like a table lamp

    She started lighting up a cigarette butt
    So I gave her an upper-cut in the gut

    Hit her so hard
    She missed her period

    That’s when I knew I was a stud!

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