Bunch Of Fives

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 6560]

I met a girl who wanted equal rights
So I gave her a left with all my might

Hit her so hard it put a bun in the cooker
It improved her appearance
As she wasn’t no looker

Went round for a Sunday roast
All I got was a Babysham and,
A dried piece of ham on toast

She gave me a look of pure disgust
So I gave her a right hook with all my gust

Hit her so hard I fertilised an egg
I didn’t even need to use my third leg

We got talking
She said she wasn’t just a walking hole
She went on and on about putting down the seat on the toilet bowl
So I landed a stiff jab on her face mole

Hit her so hard I caused her to Ovulate and,
Knocked out her last tooth
In her palate

She took me round to meet Pater
He had the head the shape of a Potater

Droned on about looking after his daughter
I thought
She’s more Arsenic than 70% water

Told me he was the Army boxing champ
My first thought was
They didn’t make weight classes that low
As he was built like a table lamp

She started lighting up a cigarette butt
So I gave her an upper-cut in the gut

Hit her so hard
She missed her period

That’s when I knew I was a stud!

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