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  • #260169
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    Pharmd
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    The co-dependent girl:

    An ex girlfriend I stayed in touch with was about to get married. She called me and invited me to the wedding. I said I will go. I told my girlfriend about the wedding and asked her if she wanted to go. She said that she does not want to be in the same room with an ex girlfriend of mine and she does not want me to go either. I asked her why she didn’t want me to go and she said that she know’s that she still must have feelings for me.
    I told my girlfriend that she is just a friend and I am going. The day of the wedding I put on a suit and my girlfriend showed up at the door. She threw a fit and started attacking me. Scratching me and tearing my suit. I tried to hold her hands and calm her down but she was incensed.
    I called the cops, she called her brother….telling him that I was hitting her.
    The cop showed up first. He asked if we were married (nope!), asked if we were living together (nope!). He asked her what happened. She said “he is going to a wedding and his ex girlfriend is going to be there. I don’t want them to get together”. Then the cop asked the million dollar question “who is getting married?”. She said that my ex is getting married. The cop looked at her and said “are you telling me that you are worried that he will get together with his ex ON HER WEDDING NIGHT?!” She looked at him with a blank stare. He looked at me and I just shrugged my shoulders as if to say I have no idea why she is thinking this way.

    Her brother drove up yelling at the cop “he hit my sister…he hit my sister”. The cop looked at me…my face is scratched up and my suit is torn. she did not have a hair out of place. The cop told the brother “if anyone can press charges for assault, it’s him! He told the brother to take his sister back home and never come back.

    Luckily I never saw her again.

    #262208
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    Samsquanch
    Samsquanch
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    My last ex and I were together for about 2.5 years and lived together for almost a year. She was the most jealous girl I’d ever met, so jealous to the point where she gave me s~~~ for looking at the TV during a Victoria’s Secret commercial.

    Three months into the relationship she tells me that she is still legally married to her husband and in the process of the divorce. Our first date, she said twice that she was divorced and hasn’t looked back. Obviously a red flag but I didn’t care because she was attractive.

    Also three months into the relationship, she gets her exam at the gyno (first exam in two years) and proceeds to tell me she has HPV, blaming me for giving it to her. I knew damn well I didn’t because my ex before her, her gyno tests came back negative and I didn’t bang or even kiss anyone in between the two girls.

    So she had the moderate level of HPV which I guess is the second tier. We were banging for almost three months and she tests positive for moderate HPV. Well some research and talking to doctors revealed that the moderate HPV usually takes 6-8 months to a year to develop, and it continues to get worse if gone untreated.

    Towards the end of the relationship she talked about having kids with me about once per week, and it always ended in an argument. I told her that it will be at least two years before I’m ready, and that answer wasn’t good enough. I asked her to get on BC, she didn’t. One day I opened the bathroom cabinet to get tweezers and found a bottle of PreNatal vitamins. She moved back in with her mom a week later.

    #271390
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    BrainPilot
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    I knew a girl when I was a high school kid. She moved out of state with her family before I graduated and I thought I would never see her again. But several years later, in another city, I ran into her by random chance. She recognized me first, and came over to ask if I was the person she thought I was. I confirmed and remembered her when she told me who she was. Exchanging small talk about the interim that had passed since high school, I asked if she was married.

    Her response: “Sort of…”

    I don’t have time for the extrapolation into the detailed account of all the crazy that followed this answer. But I’ll advise any of the younger guys here, that if you EVER ask a woman wether she is married and this is her answer, RUN do not walk to the nearest exit. Do not ever look back…

    #282234
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    Kaido
    Kaido
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    This one wasn’t really a gf but a friend. She was fricken nuts. I thought that she liked me but instead would go after my friends. She made out with my friend right in front of me and I just left the house. When I came they were f~~~ing on the sofa, it was dark in there but heard her moaning. When I decided to stop having contact with her she tried sending me pictures of her. She also sent me a pic of her and her woman friend making out trying to invite me in a threesome. I simply just laughed. After her banging other guys I texted her I didn’t want to be friends anymore and to please not text me. She would text me everyday asking me whats wrong and bulls~~~. She even tried inviting me to bon fires. I just ignored her and after a month the texts stop. Got no time for bulls~~~ with these insane creatures. F~~~ them.

    What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

    #289222
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    LightBringer
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    Depends on how you define crazy. I have had multiple girls that wanted choking/fisting/beatings (see my other topic) which is pretty deranged.

    I had a girl with over 100 count convince me she was a nice girl, I nearly lost it and thats what turned me into MGTOW.

    There was a woman I banged multiple days in a row at a convention only to find out she had kids and a husband.

    #289245
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    TattooDave
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    To be honest every woman I’ve ever been with is absolutely out of her mind. There are just degrees of craziness.

    It is my own Insanity that I must explore that is to think that any of them would ever be any different. My ex-wife was probably the craziest woman I have ever known. She doesn’t look like Hillary but they both act the same very nice in front of people but totally the opposite when you get a loan with them. My ex-wife burned my clothing which was valued at about 18,000 I used to be a stockbroker. I didn’t have anywhere to go so I stayed out of my garage that evening and she called the sheriff out and told them that I had guns and I haven’t been taking my medicine. You can imagine what I felt like looking out my garage window to see six sheriff’s deputies jumping over the fence. I only opened the window to speak with one of the deputies and explain to him that my wife had burned my clothes and was completely out of her mind that I was staying out here in the garage just to avoid her altogether. She was the one who was armed with a little 38 period after explaining this to the deputy and have to telling him about a dozen times that I was not going to step outside of my garage he finally left. That was the night before I filed for divorce.

    I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

    #293748
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    Anonymous
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    They’re all crazy. It would be interesting to know if anyone has ever dated a sane woman?

    #299304
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    ,
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    To make a long story short… During the Divorce, I went on a bike-a-bout and met a gal at a camp in Colorado… We kept in touch and met her a few times in TN, she was stalking another guy for years and eventually I guess she wanted me to have volunteered to work on some of her crap…I never offered and she drew up another personality and told me that I was a fake and a flake.

    Crazy>?
    This gal was so CRAZY, her psychiatrist’s name was Sybil.
    Of all the gals I’ve dated since the D though, the only one without cats.

    with joy/without hate

    #327978
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    Kimmuriel
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    I’m more of a love-em and leave-em type, but the only one that I was a boyfriend to was also the craziest. Probably not a coincidence.

    1. She was uber-jealous: jealous of other women and of me at times. So I have a show at the house of blues (just one of their back rooms but to me it was still a big deal). She couldn’t go but wished me good luck. I kiss her and thank her.

    I get to the show and 20 minutes before showtime I get a series of texts that read “I know you’ll be talking to all of those bitches.” “F~~~ you you piece of s~~~. I hope you break a leg and die right after”

    2. Once upon a time atop a brick wall, she sat and smoked a cigarette. Being a slender woman and sitting there silently looking at me, she reminded me of the caterpillar in Alice In Wonderland. She then tells me, after looking at me for what seems like days, “I want to have your baby.” I ask her why and she says “I just think it would make everything right”

    And that my friends is why you don’t dip your dick in crazy.

    "You meet a few exceedingly forsaken, Sit around the cooler refusing domestication" Aesop Rock

    #330448
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    Arrow76
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    Craziest one I’ve dated was a fellow engineering student a few years younger than me, went pretty well at first as we were both interested in each other talking etc.

    So we hang out a lot and one night she texts me at about 11:30pm and (this is Wales,UK the rain here can come down like carpet bombs) its raining like madness. She’s out for a walk…needless to say I’m thinking uh…ok?

    I go out to meet her as she’s close (with a damn umbrella) and ask her back to mine to dry out. We end up in my bed, she borrows some of my PJs and spends the whole time asking what she’s doing.

    About a week later she comes over to mine for a ‘night together’, spends the first half complaining about other guys she knows and daddy issues; when we get into bed we start getting it on and before I give it to her she grabs my hand and puts it around her kneck “strangle me”

    I don’t think I’ve ever flopped so fast and turfed anyone out of my house with such conviction. She later ended up becoming a bike for everyone in every society hating me and my ‘lack of ability’…funny how she tried to slap sexual assault charges on some people the damn nutcase. Glad I dodged that tactical nuke 😛

    'Others have seen what is and asked why. I have seen what could be and asked why not' Pablo Picasso

    #341910
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    Anonymous
    6

    Snooped through my email. Found a message which basically revealed I f~~~ed around a month or so before her snooping occurred.

    She was always snooping around. Email, car, all kinds of s~~~. More than the revelation of cheating she found links to a porn site I visit. She was always accusing me of s~~~, so f~~~ it I feel like it didn’t matter anyway. Either do it and be accused – although getting caught wasn’t in the cards. Or not do it and be accused?

    To be truthful she was only cool when high.

    Then she refused to smoke after some time passed.

    WTF?

    She’s gone now.

    #348516

    The belt girl

    You should have whipped her fat ass with that belt!

    #348517
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    An ex girlfriend I stayed in touch with was about to get married. She called me and invited me to the wedding. I said I will go

    WTF?????

    #348527
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    To be honest every woman I’ve ever been with is absolutely out of her mind. There are just degrees of craziness.

    It is my own Insanity that I must explore that is to think that any of them would ever be any different. My ex-wife was probably the craziest woman I have ever known. She doesn’t look like Hillary but they both act the same very nice in front of people but totally the opposite when you get a loan with them. My ex-wife burned my clothing which was valued at about 18,000 I used to be a stockbroker. I didn’t have anywhere to go so I stayed out of my garage that evening and she called the sheriff out and told them that I had guns and I haven’t been taking my medicine. You can imagine what I felt like looking out my garage window to see six sheriff’s deputies jumping over the fence. I only opened the window to speak with one of the deputies and explain to him that my wife had burned my clothes and was completely out of her mind that I was staying out here in the garage just to avoid her altogether. She was the one who was armed with a little 38 period after explaining this to the deputy and have to telling him about a dozen times that I was not going to step outside of my garage he finally left. That was the night before I filed for divorce.

    That f~~~ing blows dude. Burned all of your clothes??? What a stinking rotten c~~~. You should have done the same to hers. Fairs fair right?

    #348528
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    I know its not funny but i cant help but laugh my ass off at some of the s~~~ i read. And i thought i had it bad at times when i lived with a c~~~. Haha.

    #369327
    Baltimorepoet
    baltimorepoet
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    Probably the woman I dated for between 2 to 3 weeks in October of this year. I think she was 42; I’m 48. She was 5’9″, blond hair, blue eyes, and HUGE breasts without being a land whale.

    We hit it off pretty quick. Which is to say, our first date pretty much concluded in my pickup truck in my driveway at around midnight. Basically ended up with the right door of my pickup open, and her leaning over the seat, while I gave it to her doggie style while standing outside.

    That should have been a warning sign. One time we did it at her place real late and we both dozed off. I was probably out for about 45 minutes, then I woke up, got dressed and went home. The next morning, in pending transactions, I saw a credit card charge for $35 I didn’t recognize, so I reported it as fraud and they canceled the card and sent me a new one.

    Interestingly, she responded to no texts later in the day after I reported the credit card. I didn’t say anything about the charge to my card in the text. She must have known the jig was up.

    #369947
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    NotaFool
    NotaFool
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    I want to respond to this topic so badly but it would mean an incredible amount of writing and time explaining so many absolutely insane things about this narcissistic, sociopath,
    pathological liar, selfish,self-centered,self-abusing, unfeeling, uncaring, manipulative, cheating, hateful,bitch and the exact living meaning of the anagram
    C.U.N.T. – for those that don’t know the meaning of c~~~,
    Cannot Understand Normal Thinking.
    That is just the tip of the iceberg with this ex of mine. And I’m being kind.

    " if women didn't exist , all the money in the world would have no meaning" Aristotle Onassis "Women are like Elephants, everyone wants to look at them but, nobody wants to have one" W.C. Fields

    #369983

    Probably the woman I dated for between 2 to 3 weeks in October of this year. I think she was 42; I’m 48. She was 5’9″, blond hair, blue eyes, and HUGE breasts without being a land whale.

    We hit it off pretty quick. Which is to say, our first date pretty much concluded in my pickup truck in my driveway at around midnight. Basically ended up with the right door of my pickup open, and her leaning over the seat, while I gave it to her doggie style while standing outside.

    That should have been a warning sign. One time we did it at her place real late and we both dozed off. I was probably out for about 45 minutes, then I woke up, got dressed and went home. The next morning, in pending transactions, I saw a credit card charge for $35 I didn’t recognize, so I reported it as fraud and they canceled the card and sent me a new one.

    Interestingly, she responded to no texts later in the day after I reported the credit card. I didn’t say anything about the charge to my card in the text. She must have known the jig was up.

    So did you ever find out what the $35 was for?

    #370065
    NotaFool
    NotaFool
    Participant
    127

    Okay, I’ll elaborate just a little since I have a minute.
    The ex I talked about just a bit earlier needs to be described to you guys so you get an idea of the capabilities of this monster.
    She is a Playboy playmate and Playboy Cyber girl and did a couple episodes of Bad Ass Tv on the Playboy channel. She starred in music videos for Eminem, Blink 182, Bruno Mars, and other big names acts,and I’m talking the main female role not just some sideline girl. She has done runway, magazine covers and major brand clothing print advertisement modeling. She’s 5’6″ dark brown hair, brown eyes and olive brown skin, when we met she was 27, I was 45. We were together for about 2½ years but mostly as friends at first. This young lady already had a reputation around the neighborhood. We both lived grew up in the same place only a few blocks from each other and I had heard some stories about her but I’m not one to believe gossip. So I kinda knew what I could be getting myself into. I had no idea the things this sick bitch was capable of.
    I’m only going to give you one of the more crazy but not the worst things she did to me. I still don’t know why she did the things she did because she did the silent treatment after I confronted her about all of her bulls~~~ and so instead of dealing with it and me she decided to cut me off completely and that way I couldn’t defend myself or know the reason she did anything then she started telling our friends that I was crazy and that she wasn’t talking to me ever again and that I was stalking her. When all I wanted was to know why she did so many f~~~ed up things. So, here is the one I’ll share. This psycho came to me one morning after having a doctors appointment and told me she had Cancer and it was in her ovaries and she needed to start radiation treatment once a week for the next 3 months or more and that she most likely had a 20% chance of living 3 more years. She then would go to these treatment weekly and I was in love with her. She was my best friend, female best friend as well as my girlfriend and I was crying everyday, praying to God to let her live or take me instead and this went on for 3 months she knew it was breaking my heart and she would say it will be okay not to worry but still play the part of going to radiation treatment etc… then I found out she was lying about it. So, a day went by and when I caught her in a couple other lies that were just as bad as lying about having Cancer,and all the other little things I knew she was doing, that didn’t really bother me too much that I let her get away with, I was done with her lies and games so I confronted her about a whole list of s~~~ and then that’s when she went silent and tried to spin everything to make me look like I was crazy and obsessed with her when I only wanted her to tell me why she would do and say such crazy s~~~. She stopped talking to me 4½ years ago and she hasn’t stopped her act and hasn’t said a word to me but still is around. Her best girlfriend was my brothers roommate for 3 years up until last and would hang out at my brothers house which used to be my house when we were together. So, I couldn’t go over and hang with my brother because he didn’t want any drama there but she was allowed to be there but, last spring this bitch was f~~~ing her best friend’s boyfriend and they got caught so now she and this dude live with each other. There is so much more but I don’t want to go public with the s~~~ that she is and does and what her past is like because its nuts and I probably could get in trouble with the law for defamation or who knows what this nutcase will dream up lie about. I honestly could and should write a book about this sick bitch and make a movie from it and make millions because its way crazier than any movie ever made.

    " if women didn't exist , all the money in the world would have no meaning" Aristotle Onassis "Women are like Elephants, everyone wants to look at them but, nobody wants to have one" W.C. Fields

    #373832
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    TBL225
    TBL225
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    167

    The “I’m late” girl:

    Met a woman who had just turned 30 years old. We met each other 4 times total. Hooked up on the third and fourth time. First time with a condom, second time partially without because it kept bunching up (I know…really stupid). During the course of getting to know her, I learned that she was divorced. I thought to myself, “Well, I can understand that because I was engaged and called that off”. She then told me why she was divorced. According to her, her ex-husband was an alcoholic Army Veteran. She claimed that when he returned from deployment, he cheated on her with multiple women. She also claimed that she was afraid of him with all of his guns and that she slept with a knife underneath her pillow. She also had a bunch of baggage. Was in quite a bit of debt and was currently paying for a vehicle her husband drove (wtf?). After learning all of this, I told her that things weren’t going to work out and I went on my way. She seemed to understand in the initial conversation, but she then began harassing me via text and phone. I’d block her numbers and she would find new ones to call me from. After blocking practically every number she had, she found a way to text message me from an email address. I’m pretty good with computers, but even I found that creepily impressive. She just couldn’t seem to grasp that I didn’t want to be with her or be friends. She sent me messages asking me if her ex had contacted me and if that was the reason why I had stopped talking to her. I ignored.

    After a few days of non-stop contact, I talked to her and explained everything again. She said she understood and I didn’t hear from her for a few days. A few days afterwards I got the dreaded “I’m late” with my period text message. According to the c~~~, we had sex, a few days later she spotted for a couple of days, and then she never got her period and she was 4 days late. I thought to myself, “Well…that’s hard to believe considering you told me you have endometriosis, you’re on birth control, and I used withdrawal”. She then said she was going to schedule a doctors appointment to get tested. I convinced her to take an over the counter test. At first she didn’t want to do it, then she agreed. She lived pretty far away and decided to take one on her own without telling me she was going to do it. I got a picture text message of a positive pregnancy test, just a test. Now here’s the fun part…I asked her about the test.

    C~~~ Fail #1: According to the image file, it was created on said date at 0253 hours in the morning. She told me she had taken the test and photographed it the previous day at 0900 hours.
    C~~~ Fail #2: Any time you take a picture with a digital camera, the camera saves information called “Metadata”. This tells you what type of camera was used, aperture, focal length, time, date, etc. If the picture is taken with a cell phone camera, it even records GPS data. This information can be found using a metadata image processing program. I uploaded said images into said program. No information found. Program result: Screenshot. Google reverse image search showed no similar results.
    C~~~ Fail #3: Gave me information that made me believe it was a bluff to get me back. I called her bluff on the ex contacting me and told her that she was right, he did contact me. I told her that he explained that she made a false pregnancy claim to keep him around and that it didn’t work. She had no response, began to trash the ex, but never addressed the bluff.
    C~~~ Fail #4: After losing her battle, she still claimed she was going to the doctor to verify the results. I said, “No problem, you can do that, but I want you to give the doctor my name and give them permission to speak with me regarding the results. I also want a certified copy of the results faxed or mailed to me from the doctor’s office”. C~~~ agreed. C~~~ then asked me if the results showed positive if I would change my mind. I stood my ground and said, “No, absolutely not, I will NOT get back with you”. C~~~ continued to say, “Don’t worry, you don’t have to be a part of it’s life and I’m not getting an abortion”. What woman would say that? Not buying it.
    C~~~ Fail #5: Approximately 45 minutes after the scheduled doctors visit, c~~~ sends me a text message saying “You’re off the hook, bye”. C~~~ claimed that the doctors “found” something inside of her during an ultrasound that gave a false positive.

    Haven’t heard from her since.

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