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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    I’ve got no juice to reproduce
    When I’m having a wank
    Rather than swim
    They’ve sank
    I’M FIRING BLANKS

    Just as I shoot my white stuff up a massive muff
    All I get is a passive huff
    And no thanks
    I’M FIRING BLANKS

    A seedless Jaffa
    For f~~~s sake
    I’m as soft as a Mr Kipling cake

    Hasn’t been hard as a plank
    Since the ex-wife left
    15years absent inside a loose cleft
    I’M FIRING BLANKS

    Must be because I lie on my back on a broken bed
    With a bare head
    Like I’ve just awoken from a panic attack

    I’m that sad f~~~er in an anorak
    I’M FIRING BLANKS

    It’s taken it’s toll
    When I continually unload my tadpole
    Inside a umbilical cord hole

    A daily monkey spank
    I’M FIRING BLANKS

    I’m all alone
    Can’t get a woman of my own
    So I’ve spilt my seed
    Up another’s wife
    It’s a need in my life

    She’s built like a tank
    I’M FIRING BLANKS

    I’m an infertile bloke
    Rather than front crawl
    They breast stroke

    It goes for broke
    And tries to penetrate

    Look at the state of little me
    It’s a joke!

    The rest of the mix
    Followed from the Cervix

    The skank should’ve swallowed
    As I’m firing blanks

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