I Ain't Going Out Like That

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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Sucking through a straw
    F~~~ing a me-too whore
    Cooking H whilst
    Plucking a Hep-B sore
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    Gang-raped by a group of alphabet soups
    Lost all my cash by a flash splash
    In a business suit
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    It’s not what she said
    It’s what’s in her head
    I’m the bread
    Winner

    What’s for dinner?
    Anti-freeze with a plate of peas
    Please
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    Falsely convicted by a vindictive mess
    Demonic possessed
    Take a guess and get out the Rosary
    When confessed
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    Tried S and M
    Nearly died
    Choking on a M and S
    Teary eyed when smoking
    Cannabis Res
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    Electrocuted by a hairdryer in the bath
    Should’ve been aborted but
    Her wombs so polluted
    Don’t make me laugh!
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    Ate too many Turnips
    Bled getting the snip
    Instead
    Wear a John
    Or you’ll look like one
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    On the s~~~ter
    IBS
    Pass us the roll
    I must address
    What the troll said on twitter

    It didn’t affect what I heard you see
    My turd is more formed than he
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    Heart-attack when wanking bareback
    I’m banking on my ex-wife to save my life
    And take me back
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    A two-time nestle eating champ
    Is it a crime trying to wrestle
    The LGBT camp?
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    Forcibly cuffed by the pigs
    Bargain plea
    But was stuffed
    We all know the courts are rigged
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    Raved about being saved from becoming a wreck
    Behaved because I’ve got a cross around my neck
    I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

    Slipped on my “not welcome mat”
    I maybe a t~~~
    But at least I’m going out like that!!

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    Gravel Pit
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    okay, this was good writing… put it is the Keeper pile

    Heart Attack when wanking bareback! lol

    the whole thing had me rolling. good job dude

    #907138
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    okay, this was good writing… put it is the Keeper pile
    Heart Attack when wanking bareback! lol
    the whole thing had me rolling. good job dude

    Limp Bizkit had an influence on you then…..
    Cheers massive ears!

    #907177
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    Bub
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    This is a good one.

    Just rolling down the road

    #907200
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    This is a good one.

    I wholeheartedly agree Mr Bub.

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