I give you the Dependapotamus

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  • #802246
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    FrostByte
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    I heard a new term and couldn’t stop laughing. I had to look it up and behold it even comes with a definition.

    Dependapotamus: Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a “stay at home mom” that doesn’t do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.

    Of course some offended woman must speak out on this debauchery against feminist entitlement – which is equally humorous.

    http://nextgenmilspouse.com/is-there-truth-behind-the-dependapotamus-myth/

    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

    #802248
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    MarketWatcher
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    Love it!

    A new word for the MGTOW dictionary. I am sure some of our brothers have firsthand experience with that creature.

    #802252
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    FrostByte
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    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

    #802296
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    OldBill
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    The wives of the sailors and soldiers I led – and don’t let the media bulls~~~ you, spouse still means wife for an overwhelming percentage of servicemen – were the biggest headache for me as an NCO. Not maintaining our weapons and equipment, not keeping up with training or fitness, not deploying, not running a reactor 24/7, not planning or conducting patrols, not any of the s~~~ we were paid to to do.

    WIVES and their constant c~~~ish behavior were my biggest problem.

    Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

    #802307
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    Branched off
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    They are curious creatures. They metamorphosise. In the juvenile form they look like hot slappers and they lie in wait to catch beered up soldiers on a night out. These are their food source. Having trapped one they can then grow to full size and often reproduce.

    A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

    #802374
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    Ogre
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    My supervisor and good friend married a cute little girl from Florida. 5 foot 4 and 110 pounds. Between their two kids we were all sitting around BS ing and the subject of weight came up I mentioned my weight at the time of 215, big for while I was in but I had just come back from a year of lifting on a double split while on a meal card.

    She changed the subject immediately after saying that’s less than me. I’m a foot taller and she weighed more than me at my at the time 8 percent body fat training weight.

    The dependa is not an endangered species. I could use my blue ID and take pictures at the commissary or the BX food court tomorrow that would prove this article so wrong.

    I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

    #802375
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    BigD
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    Nothing causes more strife in a Unit than a Dependa.

    Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

    #802391
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    Hahahahaha that’s f~~~ing awesome. Was reading the comments and learned another word “TriCareatops”.

    The answer, is no.

    #802429
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    Blade
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    Love it the name . Pretty much describes what an ultigina attends too

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #802439
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    SH3LLZ
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    That’s hilarious. I’ve never served and I respect for those who do. Did you guys get married BEFORE enlisting? I couldn’t imagine making the decision to enlist and THEN get married…

    But a friend of mine did it in that order and lo and behold, his marriage fell apart and she took him for everything. Poor guy was very blue pill. Got married a second time and another divorce. His wife took his boys and he wound up on heroin and homeless. They system f~~~ed him over bad and there was little resources to help him recover.

    We grew up together. Two brothers from different mothers. Now he’s in jail after robbing a bank for drug money.

    His ex called me to tell me if tried to contact me, don’t let him in because he was on the run from the feds. She laughed that she basically ruined his life…. F~~~ing c~~~.

    #ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

    #802453
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    OldBill
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    I couldn’t imagine making the decision to enlist and THEN get married…

    Sadly, most get married after enlisting. It was witnessing the catastrophe of military marriages during my active duty in the Navy which solidified my MGTOW mindset. I was already purple pill in my teens and early 20s, but I was a died in the wool read pill after six years in the Navy.

    In my day, most sailors lived aboard the ships they served on. I lived in a compartment the size of a two car garage with 41 other men, for example. A lot of idiots married and still get married to get housing because even living in barracks is rough. Along with getting housing or money for housing, you’re also paid more.

    Some many simpletons, getting married checks off another box on their I’m a big boy now list. They’re in armed forces, big boy. They’ve got a car, big boy. They’ve got a wife, big boy. I had one moron working for me who was trying to keep of with a BMW lease. His “reasoning” was that he was making money now and could do as he pleased. My comeback was that he wasn’t making enough money, he wasn’t making payments on time, and we were due to deploy for 8 months meaning he wouldn’t be driving.

    The armed forces used to put hurdles in the way of marrying, especially for the younger enlisted and officers of lower rank. There’s an old bit of doggerel about how a lieutenant can’t marry, a captain can, a major should, and colonel must. It was pretty much the same for enlisted too. The service would refuse permission and even look into the bride’s character for reasons to say no.

    Then marriage became a “right” – three guesses whose idea that was – and the prohibitions were lifted.

    These days marriage is retention tool. Thanks to housing and other money concerns, some poor bastard saddled with a dependapotamus and a few womb turds is going to think twice about getting out. One hiccup in the cash flow and he’s divorced.

    Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

    #802981
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    Joetech
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    I would have had a great time in the Navy…if I hadn’t got married while I as in.

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

    #803024
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    743 roadmaster
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    To good not to add a few memes
    lard

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    landwhale

    mgtow is its own worst enemy- https://www.campusreform.org/

    #803167
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    To good not to add a few memes
    lard

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    landwhale

    “what happens if I remove your mask?”
    “it would be extremely painful…for you”

    The answer, is no.

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