“I Have No Place To Go”…

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  • #905602
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    Duke Togo
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    What the fvck am I reading? Kick that b!tch to the kerb along with all her personal property still at your place and go scorched earth on her arse!

    #905605
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    CPT Obvious
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    Yeah, sounds great but that’s her permanent address and would be considered an “illegal eviction” punishable by fines, compensation for any expenses, damage and legal fees incurred, and her getting to stay in the house even longer. State law is very clear on the matter and, trust me, she knows the deal.

    I have a lawyer. She has a certified eviction notice. After 1 week (allowing for letter arrive) plus 30 days i can get a court order to have her physically dragged out of house and she can’t come back.

    Worth the wait as opposed to her calling the police, forcing me to let her back in the house, then her taking me to court. Our state law grants at minimum two months residency for illegal eviction. Plus I am sure she would then file a restraining order against me as well.

    Call me an idiot for co-habitating: This is the punishment for letting the camel in the tent. But I am not going to put her in the driver seat by doing something our courts frown upon. She will cry her crocodile tears and they will nail my scrotum to the wall.

    "You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."
    #905622
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    Monk
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    SHowever, sounds like it is time to invest in some security cameras.

    And a BODYCAM.

    #907055
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    CPT Obvious
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    Gentlemen, I am happy to report that I have spent the last week back in my house ALONE.

    Once she finally realized she was about to be physically dragged out by Sheriff in a couple days, she packed up her sh!t.

    House is a mess, but it is mine again. Started in bedroom painting walls and wet vacuuming the carpets. Going to go room by room purging her from my past.

    The past week has been awesome:

    -no dreading going home because of impending argument about some BS
    -no nagging
    -no drama
    -no late night drunken yelling and hysterics
    -no having to cook her dinner because she is too fuc king busy FB-ing and texting
    -no cleaning up her mess
    -no replacing the toilet paper roll daily
    -I can go hang with friends after work without getting third degree
    -no “what are we doing tonight/this weekend [entertain me!]”
    -no “who are you texting with?”
    -no listening to her complaining
    -no having to hear the daily excuse why I am not getting a BJ tonight
    -I can play whatever show or music I want as loud as I want, and on all three TVs if I want to.
    -I can sleep in center of bed, sprawled out and not be awoken by her talking/snoring/twitching
    -No buying groceries for two on my dime
    -I can eat and drink what I want and when I want without her commentary

    "You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."
    #907133
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    Hermit
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    Beautiful freedom. Congratulations. Enjoy your woman free life in your own home.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #907134
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    XSDBS
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    Another trick/tactic to be aware of:

    If any of her mail/bills is being delivered to your address, write “Not at this address” on the envelope, and send it back.

    If she asks about it, play dumb…

    #907155
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    Monk
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    Another trick/tactic to be aware of: If any of her mail/bills is being delivered to your address, write “Not at this address” on the envelope, and send it back.

    The previous owner of my house was a pumpkin. She did a runner, leaving behind tens of thousands of debt. The house was repossessed and I bought it on the open market.

    For the next few years, I got tons of mail from debt collectors.

    I always opened it – you need to know these things. You don’t want them to take your car by mistake. It also gave me great satisfaction to contact the sender and give them her new address.

    #908537
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    FrostByte
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    Gentlemen, I am happy to report that I have spent the last week back in my house ALONE.

    If you get urges to invite another woman back in, post it here first.

    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

    #908651
    CPT Obvious
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    Gentlemen, I am happy to report that I have spent the last week back in my house ALONE.

    If you get urges to invite another woman back in, post it here first.

    DEAL.

    I am approaching one month now back in house without any parasite living with me. IT IS AWESOME. Some evenings I walk through my peaceful home with a bourbon in hand and just smile. I can’t imagine ever living with a woman again.

    "You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."
    #908760
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    EleventhEarlofMar
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    Way to go, CPT! Sounds like you have engaged in the ultimate self-care, removing a HUGE source of stress and discontent.

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