- 2015-04-19 at 8:46 AM#41785+2
those mommies are seriously f~~~ed up!
I’d bet that half of them would wipe their ass with my toothbrush 🙁2015-04-20 at 2:26 PM#42199+1
All in all it’s just, “another bitch hits the wall”. How can you have any pudding? if you don’t eat your meat!2015-04-26 at 7:38 PM#44675+2
You guys are killing me with this 🙂
Long assed debrief? Or are you marauders planning a new LRRP/insert?
Have you thought of deploying pheromone replicators? Credit Card IEDs attached to kittens?
There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it2015-04-27 at 3:35 AM#44809+1
None planned yet, it’s peak yeast infection season down in the hives. This strain is deadly to men who possess testosterone.
The smell of t~~~ funk permeates everything.2015-04-27 at 4:16 PM#45012+2
Yeast, Tuna, dried out eggs…. sheesh, add some flour, and the can have a crusty clam cup cake cook off…..
(how many of you just heard the most un-manly sound of EEEEWWW in your head?)
There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it2015-04-27 at 4:47 PM#45022+2
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1st wish:Bulls~~~ genie! 2n wish: flush! 3rd wish; never return!2015-05-03 at 12:10 AM#47591+1
Operator “Sierra Oscar Foxtrot” from the East Asia Equatorial Front:
– Battlefield is filled with AIDS and Fail. Sector heavily infected with White Knights.
– Operator on passive tactical observer mode as operator is located at least 700 miles behind enemy lines.
– Searching Medium Wave and Shortwave bandwidth #1 for Extra-Terrestrial assistance. Situation for Red-Pill Faction in this sector deemed beyond recovery. Urgent intervention from other Intelligences required.
Over.2015-05-03 at 6:44 PM#47918+2
Sector heavily infected with White Knights.
@SoFMDC: Take extreme caution with any White Knights that you come into contact. They are extremely dangerous and unpredictable as they are adrenaline charged when defending a damsel. Manginas are easily spotted and dispatched. White Knights are like the Berserkers of the Vikings of yore.
White Knights are the shock troops for feminists.
Make arrangements with Crunch for a drop of fresh red pills. I’ve recently infiltrated an even more vile hive.2015-05-05 at 1:33 PM#48624+1
Back when Ben and Jerry’s came out with SCHWEDDY B~~~~ ice cream, sexist pigs thought that was just oh so cute. But of course if B and Js came out with SCHMELLY MUFF ( as an innocent shortcut for muffin ) ice cream, the gyno USA would say it’s demeaning to females and creates a hostile workplace for B and J women.2015-05-05 at 1:55 PM#48635+5
Honorary MGTOW, the brilliant African-American botanist, GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER, born into slavery, made damn sure he didn’t go out as one. The brother never married. I as a white male, salute this hero, and great American.2015-05-05 at 4:51 PM#48695+2
The Scary Mommies are only scary if you’re anywhere near them…. Em air bitches an’t no good!2015-05-06 at 9:39 AM#49017+2
Great stuff Tower. Let’s add getting a DNA test to check the chromosomes before any sexual activity to the list. I’d wager his mangina might like it though. I wonder how he explains the c~~~tail of drugs he has to take to suppress his maleness.2015-05-06 at 10:06 AM#49027+1
@CPig, Imagine finding out your wife was a man? Don’t you have crabs on your beach that can devour a man in a few days? Here in the north we have all sorts of carnivorous forest creatures that can dispose of a man in a few days.
There’s plenty of combustible material around here for a good hot fire! Bones will decompose, and bio metals melt in a good hot wood fire! But it’s always good to carry a hammer with you, just in case you need to pulverize any calcium based remains.2015-05-06 at 11:21 AM#49054+1
@Tower: Gators are a good possible solution down here too though weighing him down a little and dumping him into one of our sounds at max spring ebb current would send him straight out to sea to let those crabs and sharks do their thing. The tidal currents run pretty damn fast around here. We’ve had some accidents over the years where they never recovered the bodies. My friend’s brother almost drowned after jumping out of the boat into a sound and could not surface due to the hydraulics.
That s~~~ is just plain wrong to do to someone. It reminded me of a story years ago where some of my friends went out partying. One guy picked up a “woman” and discovered the package while messing around with it in the car. They never let him forget it either.2015-05-06 at 5:04 PM#49160+1
Hey CPig, I think the Aussie’s have the advantage, those salt~~~er crocodiles, CHOMP CHOMP, problem solved! like feeding an alligator a cat….
They’d sure make a great junkyard dog!2015-05-07 at 8:31 AM#49346+2
There’s something about that salt water that makes them more aggressive. Even our American Alligators get more aggressive in salt water. I was watching a TV show where this “expert” flat out said they don’t go in salt water, and I’m thinking I should call them up and invite them down to see some swimming in salt water. Crocs are a whole different story though.
Gators are very shy even though they do get people on occasion. It’s mostly the idiots who start feeding them which ends up getting the Gator killed. There’s nothing like being in a small jon boat surrounded by more Gators than you can count during nesting season as they do get a little testy.2015-05-07 at 9:02 AM#49358+1
I think their more aggressive in salt water, all the estrogen in rivers and estuaries from sewer treatment plants becomes diluted in the ocean… For now on I’m swimming in the ocean, despite the dangers of riptide, sharks, and speed boats.2015-05-07 at 4:25 PM#49469+1
Down here in the South warm fresh water has some really nasty things in it. Water moccasin snakes, Alligators, Alligator Snapping Turtles and brain eating amoeba to name a few. I’ve found the inlanders freak out about our Sharks while we coastal folks are just as scared of the fresh water.
I trust sharks more than women.
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