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  • #23289
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    RoyDal
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    By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
    –Robert Frost

    Reality continues to ruin my life.
    –Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
    [This fits nicely with the Ayn Rand thing.]

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #25030
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    RoyDal
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    Escaping is easy. Staying escaped is the hard part.
    –Anonymous

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    An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
    –Aldous Huxley

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    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #25033
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    Dav
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    Why do women fake orgasms?

    Because they think Men care.

    #25230
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    RoyDal
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    Never wear anything that panics the cat.
    –P. J. O’Rourke

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

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    Spectator
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    Roy: didnt you get the memo? all cats are dead as far as we are concerned. pass it on………..

    #25395
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    Lazarus Long
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    “People are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want it to be true; or they’re afraid it’s true.”
    -Terry Goodkind

    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self. -Terry Goodkind

    #25397
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    Governor Megachris%
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    That’s a good one.  Very close to what I like to say out there in the few remaining social media pages I have:

    If you perpetuate a lie enough and make it well-known enough, it’ll eventually become the socially accepted truth.

    I’m sure there’s already a quote out there like that, but I’ve noticed that happening…especially with feminists.  They will spread one rumor, keep it going, and say it loudly (like the wage gap, for example, and how that exploded in applause at the Oscars the other night), and suddenly everyone’s believing it…only because it feels good, not because it’s necessarily true.

    #25548
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    RoyDal
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    My dog likes cats, but I’m trying to limit its calories.

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #25620
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    Alberta_west
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    We are on the verge of a global transformation All we need is the right major crisis and the nation will accept the New World Order         David Rockefeller

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    Anonymous
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    Hitler, and so many others in history had a NEW WORLD ORDER, where are they? If or when a new world order is established, and well routed, the killing shall begin, it’s just that way.

    Feminists and their vote, will inevitably submit to the coddling offered by THEIR new world order. Call me MR. Resistance! They’ll have this world upside down and burning in just 10 minutes of their absolute rule.

    #25772
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    RoyDal
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    The fog comes
    on little cat feet.
    It sits looking
    over harbor and city
    on silent haunches
    and then moves on.
    –Carl Sandburg, Chicago Poems “Fog”

    Your dog thinks you’re a god. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole.
    –Paraphrased from an old George Carlin bit.

    When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
    –Rodney Dangerfield

    No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
    –Leo Buscaglia

    A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
    –Groucho Marx

    A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
    –Mark Twain

    Of all God’s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
    –Mark Twain

    If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
    –Alfred North Whitehead

    The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
    –Doug Larson

    The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don’t buy love for nothing.
    –William S. Burroughs

    It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.
    –Deng Xiaoping

    To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage.
    –Confucius

    I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
    –George Carlin

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #26601
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    Keymaster
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    Thanks Roy. Made it sticky. Will go through next time we add quotes and inject some into the archives.

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #26626
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    RoyDal
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    @keymaster,
    You’re welcome.

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    “Honey, you’re cute. That’s not fair. You’re smart. That’s not fair. You were born in the United States of America. That’s not fair. Darling, you had better get down on your knees and pray to God that things don’t start getting fair for you.”
    –P.J. O’Rourke to Muffin, his daughter, Don’t Vote – It Just Encourages the Bastards.

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #26635
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    I hate being divorced…I’d much rather be a widower    Elmo Philips

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    Harpo-My-"SON"
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    Sex is like math you add the bed subtract the cloths divide the legs and hope you don’t have to multiply.

    A definition:  Penis is one of two things men keep after a divorce. Used in a sentence: She got the house and kids, I kept my penis and soul.

    A definition:  Onegina is a disease men get when they marry. Symptoms include depression and despair. Easily cured with some money and a motel room. Used in a sentence: I don’t wanna get stuck with onegina the rest of my life.

    A definition: Screwnicorn  is when two lesbians get naked and strap dildos to their foreheads, they get down on all fours and crawl around trying to penetrate each other.

    more definitions:
    The Gecko
    When you are having vaginal intercourse with a girl in the standing doggy position with her leaning against a wall, the penis is removed and thrust into her anal orifice, thus causing her to attempt to “run” up the wall like a gecko.

    Portland Pull-Start

    This is a special treat native to Portland, Oregon.

    This is best done on a fat girl you can trick into anal play. The great thing about the Portland pull-start is that all you need is a fat girl and some butt beads. The larger the beads, the larger the fun. Get her on all fours and get behind her. Insert all the beads very, very gently while playing with her fat vagina. Now place your left hand on the middle of her fat back while still holding onto the butt beads with your right and PULL START that bitch!! If you are wondering ‘Why the fat girl?’ It’s so you can get away.

    The 300

    When you have just finished having sex, you make sure your naked partner is at the end of the bed near your feet. Then yell “This is Sparta!” and kick her off the bed.

    Pink Sock

    This is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

    Alligator F~~~house

    A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

    Chicago Waffle

    Taking a s~~~ on someone’s laptop and closing the screen.

    Irish handcuffs: When a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in each hand at the same time.Sir, you are under arrest! Hold these two beers and follow me

    Norwegian steam engine

    I took this ole skank out on lovers lane and gave her the ole Norwegian steam engine.

    This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can’t escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.

     

    I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

    #26883
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    RoyDal
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    No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
    –Buddha

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    He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe.
    –Marcus Aurelius

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    Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
    –Voltaire

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #27124
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    RoyDal
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    Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
    –Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #27132
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    Spectator
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    @all on this thread: been away for awhile but just got back and realized you guys are some very smart and funny mutherf~~~ers. hahahahaha. good work guys.

    #27410
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    RoyDal
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    Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power.
    –Seneca

    My life is uncomfortable only when I am not capable of controlling my mind. If I am in charge of my mind, then I can live comfortably even in hell.
    –Kim Iryop

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #27498
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    Anonymous
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    I brought this over from the Special Ops thread. The first time I heard John Wayne utter it in a movie. I memorized it by heart.

    “Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.” – John Wayne

    Good s~~~ here. I enjoyed it.

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