MOTHER, YOUR THE REASON I'M BALD

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  • #907298
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Oi Mater, it’s your fault I’ve a head the shape of a Potater

    Constantly ridiculed for my lack of follicles

    Couldn’t you find some-one with hair whilst you were at school?

    Instead, you met a head that was bare

    Did you do it for a dare?

    You obviously didn’t care, what a fool!

    Didn’t you notice the combover strands when you were holding hands

    Didn’t you then twig the c*unt needed a wig

    Oi Mater, 20years later

    The same fate. The same bald pate

    Why did you cater, to a Charlie Brown head

    I’ve had to grow a beard

    My face looks upside down instead

    A freckled egg

    Some c*unt must be pulling my leg

    I can’t walk around like this

    You must be taking the p*ss!

    I know there’s a cure soon

    Until then, be sure to hit me over the head with a spoon

    THANKS MOTHER!!!

    #907304
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    Gravel Pit
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    Baldness is natures version of a running gag.

    #907306
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Baldness is natures version of a running gag.

    Is right! Funny how it still grows on the side and back, but not on top.
    Serves no purpose other than amusement for the lame.

    #907309
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    EG
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    It falls off my head and takes root where it lands: my ears, my shoulders, my nose, the bottoms of my feet…

    #907312
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    It falls off my head and takes root where it lands: my ears, my shoulders, my nose, the bottoms of my feet…

    Usually bald specimens are hairy everywhere else. I am quite hairy for a Ginger.

    #907328
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    IMickey503
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    F.U.E. HEAR I COME!

    You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

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    Blade
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    Get an Italian chick with a hairy pussy . Shave it and glue on head .There col ya all good

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #907352
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    IMickey503
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    I think Greek Pussy would be much more furry for some reason. Don’t know why. just a hunch.

    You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

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    Gravel Pit
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    the bottoms of my feet…

    youre silly dude, the bottom of your feet? LOL you idiot!

    #907369
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    Hermit
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    the bottoms of my feet…

    youre silly dude, the bottom of your feet? LOL you idiot!

    I can see Colin having that problem…….at least between his toes……..

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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    Gravel Pit
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    I guess I should take him at his word. Afterall, Ive been reading and hearing some strange things about what people may have going on underneath their clothes. Hair growing in strange places, maybe even some scales too! LMAO. Learned about this David Icke guy today.

    Sometimes, otherwise rational people, just get OBSESSED by strange things. And they cant let them go. Mystery-Worship and Paranoia. And not all of them are bad, not at all, they mean well I truly believe it. But god damn they have the craziest ideas.

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    Gravel Pit
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    #907372
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    Gravel Pit
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    Some people look weird, but are totally rational sane folks

    Other people look totally normal, but are actually Reptilians

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    Blade
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    I think Greek Pussy would be much more furry for some reason. Don’t know why. just a hunch.

    African pussy if he wants curly hair. Lol

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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    EG
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    I guess I should take him at his word. Afterall, Ive been reading and hearing some strange things about what people may have going on underneath their clothes. Hair growing in strange places, maybe even some scales too! LMAO. Learned about this David Icke guy today.
    Sometimes, otherwise rational people, just get OBSESSED by strange things. And they cant let them go. Mystery-Worship and Paranoia. And not all of them are bad, not at all, they mean well I truly believe it. But god damn they have the craziest ideas.

    Want to see my flippers?? Lolol

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    Gravel Pit
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    Want to see my flippers?? Lolol

    The movie, The Shape of Water.

    Spoiler: She fvcks the fish person

    #907409
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Get an Italian chick with a hairy pussy . Shave it and glue on head .There col ya all good

    Nah, I will use the Keratin off Herm’s massive belly.

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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    the bottoms of my feet…

    youre silly dude, the bottom of your feet? LOL you idiot!

    I can see Colin having that problem…….at least between his toes……..

    You’ve got a problem between the ears you wet lettuce. Now go and photocopy that fat ASS of yours and send it to me ASAP.

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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    I think Greek Pussy would be much more furry for some reason. Don’t know why. just a hunch.

    Middle-eastern the best. Oh I do adore a big hairy baggy pouch.

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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Due to the fact I am a big hairy scary bald monster, I can’t get a girlfriend of my own, thus I straddle other men’s partners. I enjoy looking at the bedside photo of their “man” when the vinegar strokes begin….slim, preened, with a quiff haircut and “designer” stubble. Yeah, I will leave a nice deposit on their hairdryer.

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