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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    There’s a man down our way
    Whose steps inept
    And hasn’t much to say

    See him early and bright
    With a top too tight
    And a face full of plight

    Keeps to himself
    Never smiles from the mouth
    Nor looks in the best of health

    Squeezes his meat
    Into the car seat

    An engine and four wheels
    Complete with a bottle of gin
    And his daily meals

    There’s a creep driving down our road
    A black sheep
    Living in a four-walled abode

    Ginger fingers on a tin shell
    Emanating a people repellent smell

    There’s a weirdo that works at our place
    That hasn’t anywhere else to go
    And has a freckled face

    Works at the back
    Loading sack after sack

    Does nights
    Looks frightening in the daylight

    There’s something resembling a male coming down our street

    The curtain twitchers come to take a peek
    They’re certain they have never seen anything like it…….at least not this week

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    … curtain twitchers come to take a peek
    They’re certain they have never seen anything like it…….at least not this week

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    Like it Colin. Thanks

    When art touches on a universal truth with a bit of humour it is good.

    A man who keeps himself to himself and is not a hot chad like guy is clearly a weirdo, a loser and a perv, probably dangerous too. Every nosey woman knows this universally accepted truth. Every such man who keeps himself to himself also knows that women have nothing to offer him, otherwise he would join the beta queue and be awarded the partonising “nice guy” label.

    A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    … curtain twitchers come to take a peekThey’re certain they have never seen anything like it…….at least not this week

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    Good vid, I know who you are, but I will keep it under lid!

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    Like it Colin. Thanks
    When art touches on a universal truth with a bit of humour it is good.
    A man who keeps himself to himself and is not a hot chad like guy is clearly a weirdo, a loser and a perv, probably dangerous too. Every nosey woman knows this universally accepted truth. Every such man who keeps himself to himself also knows that women have nothing to offer him, otherwise he would join the beta queue and be awarded the partonising “nice guy” label.

    Thanks Norman. I didn’t reply on my other poem, but have taken on board what you said.
    Keep vexing and perplexing the curtain twitchers buddy!

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