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  • #792200
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    Hermit
    Hermit
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    I stroked a goose today for a full 5seconds, and it didn’t flinch. A sublime creation on Gods green planet.

    You goose strokin’ motherf~~~er.

    You Americans with the obtuse use of the English language!

    LMAO! Why don’t you just call us “septics” like my c~~~ney English friend does? LOL Are you not familiar with c~~~ney rhyme?

    ……..and what the f~~~ do you know, goose stroker? LOL

    Funny as in septic tank -yank

    They often only say the first part im tire of old heyoka talking a load of jackson (jaackson -pollocks -bollocks)

    Yep, septic tank = yank. I was first introduced to c~~~ney talk when and English friend of mine called me china. China plate = mate Also garden. Garden gate = mate.

    It went on from there…….. “I’m trucked…..I’m headed up the apples and pears to see me uncle ned.”

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #792201
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    It'sallbs
    It’sallbs
    Participant

    Anyway someone delete this thread and put Heyoka on spectator mode for two weeks.

    http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

    #792203
    Hermit
    Hermit
    Participant

    I stroked a goose today for a full 5seconds, and it didn’t flinch. A sublime creation on Gods green planet.

    You goose strokin’ motherf~~~er.

    You Americans with the obtuse use of the English language!

    LMAO! Why don’t you just call us “septics” like my c~~~ney English friend does? LOL Are you not familiar with c~~~ney rhyme?

    ……..and what the f~~~ do you know, goose stroker? LOL

    Please do not place me in the same vicinity as Londoners, I am from pastures more pleasant than the Queens realm.
    I am also a duck stroker, as of yet to be a swan stroker….the time will come.

    Just don’t admit to being a pole smoker. What you do is your business, but I don’t want the other guys thinking I go that way.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #792204
    Hermit
    Hermit
    Participant

    I stroked a goose today for a full 5seconds, and it didn’t flinch. A sublime creation on Gods green planet.

    Mine doesn’t flinch like it used to when I was younger. It takes a hell of a lot of stroking these days. May be from too much drinking. Not sure.

    A disgusting habit that I am ashamed and embarrassed to partake in. I am really trying to give up chopping, but the tadpoles need to be released.

    LOL Oh f~~~, you’re killin’ me today.

    It is a shameful, embarrassing act, I agree. That’s why I’m looking for a good ol’ whore who likes to suck dick.

    Never appealed to me, blowjobs. Feels like I am being submissive. I like to be in control, taking a specimen from behind and slapping a big fat saggy arse(sorry, ass). Riding the waves. It’s the Germanic barbarian in me.

    Well that makes f~~~ all sense. You got that backwards. I can’t think of a more submissive position that for a woman to be on her knees sucking dick.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #792206
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    4161

    I stroked a goose today for a full 5seconds, and it didn’t flinch. A sublime creation on Gods green planet.

    You goose strokin’ motherf~~~er.

    You Americans with the obtuse use of the English language!

    LMAO! Why don’t you just call us “septics” like my c~~~ney English friend does? LOL Are you not familiar with c~~~ney rhyme?

    ……..and what the f~~~ do you know, goose stroker? LOL

    Please do not place me in the same vicinity as Londoners, I am from pastures more pleasant than the Queens realm.
    I am also a duck stroker, as of yet to be a swan stroker….the time will come.

    Just don’t admit to being a pole smoker. What you do is your business, but I don’t want the other guys thinking I go that way.

    No, I am celibate, been for 20mths. Once I have touched a swan, it is a watervole next.

    #792207
    +4
    MarketWatcher
    MarketWatcher
    Participant

    This is still going ON?

    WTF?

    Ha!!!

    Anyway someone delete this thread and put Heyoka on spectator mode for two weeks.

    Deleting This is a great idea. It’s embarrassing.

    #792208
    +2

    Anonymous
    0

    I predict 20 pages.

    Done with incredible accuracy = )

    #792210
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    4161

    I stroked a goose today for a full 5seconds, and it didn’t flinch. A sublime creation on Gods green planet.

    Mine doesn’t flinch like it used to when I was younger. It takes a hell of a lot of stroking these days. May be from too much drinking. Not sure.

    A disgusting habit that I am ashamed and embarrassed to partake in. I am really trying to give up chopping, but the tadpoles need to be released.

    LOL Oh f~~~, you’re killin’ me today.

    It is a shameful, embarrassing act, I agree. That’s why I’m looking for a good ol’ whore who likes to suck dick.

    Never appealed to me, blowjobs. Feels like I am being submissive. I like to be in control, taking a specimen from behind and slapping a big fat saggy arse(sorry, ass). Riding the waves. It’s the Germanic barbarian in me.

    Well that makes f~~~ all sense. You got that backwards. I can’t think of a more submissive position that for a woman to be on her knees sucking dick.

    No, she is in control. Want to straddle her, cause immense, intense pain, make her walk like John Wayne.

    #792211
    +4

    Anonymous
    50

    Ta DAAAAA!!!!

    20 PAGES!!!!!

    Thank You thank You ( Im waven to the crowd)
    Thank you!!

    How bout a big hand for our Cast!!!!

    ( take a bow guys)

    A Special Shout out to HERMIT For pushing over 20 Pages!!!!

    ( the crow goes f~~~ing nuts!!!!)

    And from the bottom of my heart….

    My love to the guys on here, with a sense of humor, that know how to enjoy life.

    Thanks Guys. Thanks

    this has been a Mgtow Production.

    #792212
    +4
    Oldschool
    Oldschool
    Participant
    2481

    Congratulations!

    Get a vasectomy.

    #792218
    +2

    Anonymous
    50

    Congratulations!

    Couldnt have done it with out you Brother!!

    How bout a big hand for the

    FIRST RESPONDERS!!!

    Big Love Brother!

    #792219
    +3

    Anonymous
    50

    Now I better get out of here while I still can!

    Yikes!!

    Jahajajha

    #792308
    +1
    Meow Mix
    Meow Mix
    Spectator
    29099

    There will be fun with tuna.

    Tuna hunts were part of the site when I first came here in 2016.

    And I laughed for hours reading them. Back then, they were funny without the in-fighting, there were also plenty of sea trawler and cat pictures without me posting them… I just took over that “market share” or “office” and tried to perfection it’s presentation.

    And I saw some of the average +1 numbers my cats have gotten and so I never saw a need to stop them because “the usual fun spoiling subjects” were bitching about them.

    But I hardly post cats on serious threads, which there are plenty of that deserve to be one day sorted into a static Hyper Top Gun section.

    BUT:

    Funny, “short and spicy” Tuna hunts were part of the reason for joining here.

    After the fun, KM just regularly shifted them to the Litter Box and all was in peace.

    Then came the military guys and asked for “rules and regulations”

    Which is now.

    If you cut out the in-fighting, then these threads would still be very funny and sometimes useful to read.

    Way better than some other 2-word or 1 pic “topic” posted here, I am explicitly NOT wanting to “value” or “devalue” anything as not “topic-worthy” here.

    I am not the speech enforcer and when I go into a record shop, I can’t attack the owner for also distributing music “I don’t like”. I just walk past it and leave if I am in the “wrong shop” for my taste.

    Making a standoff is reserved to BPD women. LOL.

    This is how the wind shifted here:

    Old Sage/Heyoka, back in the day – only a few months ago – was hailed and upvoted for his tuna detecting abilities. Of course we all are not perfect and are sometimes wrong…

    But suddenly someone steps in and changes the rules without even having a need to do so.

    And that is what nagging wives do: Your “admirable” hobbies and “fantastic skills” (she even bragged about) are suddenly reverted to the “man-cave” and considered (quote) “useless” and a “waste of time that has to stop ASAP”.

    Heyoka, (I am not always approving of the tone of your bark, LOL), but keep on barking for our freedom of speech.

    Wooff, Wooff, Wooff!

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. I moved on to "theindependentman.org" which was created for us because of the hostile takeover here. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look bad in the public eye.

    #792311
    Meow Mix
    Meow Mix
    Spectator
    29099

    Now I better get out of here while I still can!

    Take a nap and recover for the next tuna hunt. After all, where should I post my cat pictures?

    And funny rants about c~~~s?

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. I moved on to "theindependentman.org" which was created for us because of the hostile takeover here. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look bad in the public eye.

    #792313
    Meow Mix
    Meow Mix
    Spectator
    29099

    I predict 20 pages.

    Done with incredible accuracy = )

    We have been here for a while. And it’s no longer the tuna that is the kernel of the fun, it is our bitching housewives.

    It seems MGTOW.com just got married or turned into a government controlled agency with citations for any topic you post or answer to.

    BTW: Smart way to infiltrate…

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. I moved on to "theindependentman.org" which was created for us because of the hostile takeover here. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look bad in the public eye.

    #792316
    Meow Mix
    Meow Mix
    Spectator
    29099

    When I do this, our veiwer ship #s spike.

    Any of you bring in the rateings points?????

    I noticed plenty of new joins during the days of the death thread “funny pages” we created.

    This is like Rap music: First bashed and devalued, not everyone’s cup of tea —– And then it became a worldwide phenomenon.

    Same happened to the “low-life music” of the Beatles that the BBC wanted to keep from the airwaves in the early 60’s.

    The rest is history.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. I moved on to "theindependentman.org" which was created for us because of the hostile takeover here. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look bad in the public eye.

    #792320
    Meow Mix
    Meow Mix
    Spectator
    29099

    Some men enjoy tuna hunts, some don’t. So what? I have no comment on personal preferences.

    Is it deleterious or a positive for this website, who really knows? I see both sides of the argument.

    Seconded.

    I also keep my “50 cat pictures” (Oh my gosh, what a sin!!!!!!!) out of “serious” topics…

    But our bitching housewives and cat breeder get hung up on funny s~~~ like this.

    I suggest reading “50 cat pictures of gray” to our wives.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. I moved on to "theindependentman.org" which was created for us because of the hostile takeover here. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look bad in the public eye.

    #792322
    Meow Mix
    Meow Mix
    Spectator
    29099

    The complainers

    ARE

    the problem

    Well, we came here to escape the word policing mighty vagina.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. I moved on to "theindependentman.org" which was created for us because of the hostile takeover here. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look bad in the public eye.

    #792330
    Meow Mix
    Meow Mix
    Spectator
    29099

    Oh no its the zoom gang!!

    Hajajajja

    Sadly, this becomes noticeable.

    Like it was in school.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. I moved on to "theindependentman.org" which was created for us because of the hostile takeover here. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look bad in the public eye.

    #792333
    Manspread Mansplainer
    Manspread Mansplainer
    Participant
    4222

    “Never trust a fart”
    Words to live by.

    If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

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