Star Wars – The last SJW

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  • #697138
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    Manspread Mansplainer
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    Decided to bite the bullet so donned my cheap 3D glasses.
    I knew what to expect from a JJ Abrams film: Multiple explosions, endless flashing light, backgrounds on fire and flying pieces of steel in 3D.
    It was exactly how I expected.

    My subliminal mind was dazzled from hypnotic flashes and roaring sounds in front of that curved IMAX screen.
    I sat near the exit and was first in the mostly packed theater to be out his seat, past the door walking by droves of giddy groupies with excited chatter of Star Wars.
    It was temping to blurt “It sucked!” to audience but instead, recycled my 3D glasses into the bin by exaggerated and deliberate gesture, having a look of disgust.

    I also blazed 2 large fatties before the show.

    Like many folks, I loved Star Wars back before the internet.
    My friends and I were all called ‘dorks’ and ‘losers’ by girls for this.
    Now these girls became women, they see we still like it so they wanna join and make everything about them.

    I hope the series is now dead forever.

    **Movie Spoiler Alert**

    Was it good? Meh. The special effects were amazing, even spectacular but the story was lost to an SJW jerkfest of foul language and lame cliche.
    Exactly what I’d expect from Disney.

    The Imperial Navy had a butchdyke commander, only in one scene thankfully.
    The Rebels had all c~~~s manning the helm. Leia defied physics and spiritualism to survive the impossible, some purple haired cougar was their leader, women were saving the galaxy while the men were all subordinate cucks or scummy Chad’s and White Knights.

    They made men out to be savage, barbaric and destructive – then winked at how much they love controlling these human beasts.

    Even Mark Hamill said he wasn’t happy. They made Luke Skywalker out to be a reclusive, paranoid, bitter slime ball.

    Here is Mark Hamill hating on Star Wars and it’s lame fans.
    (5:25)

    If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

    #697162
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    Anonymous
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    Ha, all you have to know is Jewish CEO and you can guess what will be pushed.

    It is as if the answer to this riddle was printed on every single billboard, in every single advertisement, embedded in every movie and T.V. show… yet most still can’t figure it out, or are too afraid and cucked to say it.

    I haven’t seen a single Star Wars movie since Lucas sold the franchise.

    I know what they are trying to do.

    #697190
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    Manspread Mansplainer
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    Imagine if they had Carrie Fisher in CGI as the main character for the next one.
    Call it Star Wars: Avatar.

    I honestly hope they never make another film, but with Disney and Pixar it’s a safe bet on Star Wars Droids vs Minions.

    It is as if the answer to this riddle was printed on every single billboard, in every single advertisement, embedded in every movie and T.V. show… yet most still can’t figure it out, or are too afraid and cucked to say it.

    Funny even when you look at the story of Mr. Walt Disney: Freemason, philanthropist, and backroom lover of Nazi film production and of course, American propaganda and indoctrination.

    No wonder so many psycho women love Mickey Mouse.

    If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

    #697191
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    Faust For Science
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    I hope the series is now dead forever.

    I would not go that far. But, The Last Jedi film needs to be financially buried for a number of reasons.

    But, while there are a lot of reasons this is a s~~~ty movie, what finally made me decide to not see this movie was what those whom made this movie did to Mark Hamill in real life.

    While money was a factor, it was clear Mark Hamill did not like the direction that Luke Skywalker was taken. But, he knew the fans would never forgive him if he did not do the role. He was in a bad situation.

    But, from the way Mr. Hamill was acting at beginning of the movie premiere compared to the way he acted after the movie premiere, he was clearly not told that the Luke character was killed off.

    That is a massive show of embarrassment and disrespect towards Mr. Hamill on the part of those whom made this movie.

    That is a dick move no matter what.

    I am with Hamill on this matter.

    It is unprofessional to pull s~~~ like this in real life.

    I hope Mark Hamill understands how much his fans respect him and the situation he is in. Mr. Hamill is not at fault for this s~~~show.

    As for Disney, I have to wonder if those running Disney are foolish or insane. Disney recently made a $52 billion dollar bet with their 21st Century Fox buyout plan, then with The Last Jedi, they disrespect the fans, the cast and the crew (dumping all the wonderful plotlines that JJ Abrams had, what they did to Mark Hamill), and create a s~~~ty SJW movie that insults the intelligence of anyone whom watches it.

    #697201
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    The Mark Hamill video was great. When the guy who played the original character tells you you f~~~ed up, then you f~~~ed up.

    Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

    #697204
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    Uchibenkei
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    Ben Shapiro gave a good review of the film. It was funny because the day prior to reading the article, i made the exact same points to my brother. Shapiro made more observations and explained them much more eloquently than i could.

    I bathe in the tears of single moms.

    #697218
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    Manspread Mansplainer
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    While money was a factor, it was clear Mark Hamill did not like the direction that Luke Skywalker was taken. But, he knew the fans would never forgive him if he did not do the role. He was in a bad situation.

    That’s a great point. The fans do want it so of course Disney would low ball him. Mark Hamill said he wasn’t happy how they ended Luke.
    I saw they made him out to look like a creep; trying to kill Kylo in his sleep.
    Turning his back on the rebellion.
    Getting beat up by that c~~~ Rey..

    At least Yoda made me smile, but it seems Luke went senile and can’t do anything right.

    Funny, they froze Han Solo in carbonite because Harrison Ford said he didn’t want to be in another one. He must’ve had a better agent.

    If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

    #697223
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    Ben Shapiro gave a good review of the film.

    By “good” I presume you mean “accurate”?

    Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

    #697244
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    Secret Agent MGTOW
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    Well I am with him on them f~~~ing up all the old characters and how they would have reacted. They were essentially just living prop hooks to the former movies.

    Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

    #697268
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    Anonymous
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    SPOILER
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    Kylo White Knight of Ren – Can kill his own father though has to save whats her face by killing his master!

    #697294
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    Faust For Science
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    Well, The Last Jedi film is not the only s~~~show Disney is dealing with when is comes to the Star Wars franchise.

    The sales of the video game Star Wars Battlefronts 2 is cratering due to EA and Disney making pay to play loot boxes so important in the game: http://dailycaller.com/2017/12/21/company-ea-that-makes-popular-star-wars-games-faces-reduced-profits-after-pay-to-win-scandal/

    History has shown in any position, no matter how important the position is, if a person messes up enough that person will fall.

    #697354
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    Crankganker
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    I havnt seen the movie. Probably wont. I actually enjoyed the first one but after watching it a couple times I realized how bad it really was.

    Ive been a huge star wars fan for a long time but I actually realized I never got into star wars from the movies. In fact the first star wars movie I saw was episode 3. I didn’t see the originals until years later.

    What got me interested in star wars was the KOTOR games. Amazing story with a much darker theme, especially the second one. Too bad Chris Avellone isn’t the one writing the new star wars scripts.

    Kreia is my favorite star wars character. I wish the movie characters had as much depth.

    You want to make me angry? I will take a bite out of that anger and shit out success.

    #697367
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    Faust For Science
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    What got me interested in star wars was the KOTOR games. Amazing story with a much darker theme, especially the second one. Too bad Chris Avellone isn’t the one writing the new star wars scripts.

    Cool. You have good taste in video games. If you like KotOR I suggestTthe Old Republic MMO. Even if you just play it like a single player game, it is a solid game to the end of the character quests at the original version of the game. I have played all eight quest lines to the end. All of them are good, some of them are very original.

    For example the Imperial Agent “Star Chamber” storyline was brilliant and fixes a huge plot hole in the Jedi vs Sith situation that has span tens of thousands of years.

    #697407
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    Crankganker
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    What got me interested in star wars was the KOTOR games. Amazing story with a much darker theme, especially the second one. Too bad Chris Avellone isn’t the one writing the new star wars scripts.

    Cool. You have good taste in video games. If you like KotOR I suggestTthe Old Republic MMO. Even if you just play it like a single player game, it is a solid game to the end of the character quests at the original version of the game. I have played all eight quest lines to the end. All of them are good, some of them are very original.

    For example the Imperial Agent “Star Chamber” storyline was brilliant and fixes a huge plot hole in the Jedi vs Sith situation that has span tens of thousands of years.

    I actually used to play the MMO but I had to stop due to my boycott of EA. Plus none of my friends would play it with me. The MMO is actually pretty well written/ story wise/ but you cant really do any of the fun stuff without paying EA hundreds of dollars. But its ok, I still have kotor and kotor 2 installed on my PC at all times. Heavily modded of course.

    If anyone reading this has any interest in playing the first kotor, I would highly recommend the mod called Solomans Revenge. Best mod ever created for a video game ever. Its a very lore friendly packed with tons of content and even recreates battles from the mandalorian wars.

    You want to make me angry? I will take a bite out of that anger and shit out success.

    #697438
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    Kolaxis
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    Ha, all you have to know is Jewish CEO and you can guess what will be pushed.

    Starting to get old…

    Jackie: How do you write women so well?
    Melvin Udall: I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

    #697448
    Faust For Science
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    What got me interested in star wars was the KOTOR games. Amazing story with a much darker theme, especially the second one. Too bad Chris Avellone isn’t the one writing the new star wars scripts.

    Cool. You have good taste in video games. If you like KotOR I suggestTthe Old Republic MMO. Even if you just play it like a single player game, it is a solid game to the end of the character quests at the original version of the game. I have played all eight quest lines to the end. All of them are good, some of them are very original.

    For example the Imperial Agent “Star Chamber” storyline was brilliant and fixes a huge plot hole in the Jedi vs Sith situation that has span tens of thousands of years.

    I actually used to play the MMO but I had to stop due to my boycott of EA. Plus none of my friends would play it with me. The MMO is actually pretty well written/ story wise/ but you cant really do any of the fun stuff without paying EA hundreds of dollars. But its ok, I still have kotor and kotor 2 installed on my PC at all times. Heavily modded of course.

    If anyone reading this has any interest in playing the first kotor, I would highly recommend the mod called Solomans Revenge. Best mod ever created for a video game ever. Its a very lore friendly packed with tons of content and even recreates battles from the mandalorian wars.

    I have problems getting newer computers to run KotOR. But, thank you for the recommendation.

    #697517
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    Anonymous
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    Ha, all you have to know is Jewish CEO and you can guess what will be pushed.

    Starting to get old…

    It is isn’t it?

    Facebook, Youtube, Disney, all of Hollywood, Leftist Media, everything on T.V. since I was a kid…Bolshevism 2.0 is indeed transparent ,and, getting old. If you are saying I should stop pointing out the obvious, I am just going to feed you a steady diet of go f~~~ yourself.

    #698535
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    LastManStanding
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    I’m not giving this franchise a penny of my money. Utter garbage it has become.

    #698600
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    Vajra Varaha
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    I’m very angry as well with Last Jedi.

    Another franchise they destroyed was Dr. Who. Wasn’t enough in the last season to start PC analysis every 5 minutes. Then they decided a gender swap to get rid of the male lead was in order. I’ve refused to watch a single episode.

    #698700
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    SeedyJ
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    Saw Last Jedi, as it didn’t cost me a penny.

    Hated it. Should be called “Worst Jedi”. It’s more like the heir to Spaceb~~~~. The franchise is dead to me now.

    **SPOILERS**

    Very poor writing. Plot threads from the previous film are just dumped. Snoke is built up then axed. If he was this superfluous as a character, then they shouldn’t have put him in.

    Rey is still Mary Suewalker, a badly written character with no room for growth.

    Kylo Ren is still Darth Emo, a snivelly brat with major self-control issues.

    Casino scene, waste of time. Shoehorned in so director can virtue signal about the “evils of capitalism”.

    It’s like a 2 1/2 hour propaganda movie for the far left and about as entertaining as root canal surgery. The writing is amateurish and not what one should get from a major studio. It’s like a fan fiction written by a broken, psychologically abused boy, not by a professional.

    I yawned, cast it to one side. This is the beginning of the end for Star Wars. See the disparity between audience reviews and critic reviews in Rotten Tomatoes? I wouldn’t be inaccurate if I said all critics are paid shills. Audience are more discerning in many areas and the film got slammed by many fans.

    Next SW movie will suffer as many people will boycott the franchise and this will increase faster and faster as the SJWs become more offensive.

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