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  • #263551
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    Anonymous
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    Number 10
    You don’t have to tolerate moodiness & nagging
    Fellas, how many times have you been in the doghouse because your woman was livid for reasons you still don’t understand? Relish not being the target of her inexplicable mood swings, and the calm that comes when there’s no nagging. When you wake up on the couch, you’ll know it’s because you chose to pass out there.

    Number 9
    You can gain weight without worrying
    Just as you can spend more time buffing up at the gym, you can also just chill and let yourself go for a little while. When you’re not on the market, you don’t have to worry about looking like an Adonis every day. Go ahead and wear that threadbare Metallica T-shirt and those holey boxers. Enjoy the pleasure of occasionally being a slob. Just don’t go so far that you can’t trim down in time for when you decide to start hunting.

    Number 8
    You can appreciate your independence
    You can use your newfound free time for solitary fun, as well as self-improvement. Being single forces you to do things for yourself, like cook, do laundry and tidy up your pad. Being skilled at many things makes you a more complete, well-rounded person — a great card to hold when you decide to reenter the dating market.

    Furthermore, independence is a great trait, and women will likely notice that you’re not the needy, clingy type.

    Number 7
    You can control your finances
    If you’ve ever been in a serious relationship, you know that, sooner or later, a good chunk of your budget goes into steady lady-maintenance costs. Bachelorhood gives you full financial freedom, and you never have to worry about paying for dinner or buying presents.

    However, understand that this does not mean that you will save money — on the contrary; you might be spending more on partying, buying drinks, dressing well, and so on. But at least you are the master of every single dollar you spend.

    Number 6
    You have more time for activities
    When you’re single, you have no reason to sit around doing nothing. Want to harden your body at the gym? Play a new instrument? How about watch the Die Hard trilogy for the 11th time? Who’s stopping you?

    You can even use the time that you’d spend pleasing a demanding girlfriend to hang with the boys. After all, isn’t neglecting your friends one of the biggest sacrifices of couplehood?

    Look forward to being spontaneous, not having to answer to anyone and flirting like crazy…

    Number 5
    You don’t have to deal with another’s personal habits
    You used to cringe when she used your razor to shave her legs, and the scented candles she burned in every room made you sick. Now there’s no irritating habits to tolerate. You can sleep peacefully without her snoring and hog all the blankets without a care in the world. You have no one to pick up after but yourself. Give your patience a well-deserved break and live in unflustered.

    Number 4
    You can be spontaneous
    Being single lets your break out of the numbing cycle of routine. Be daring while you can. Go on a fishing trip with your crew at the drop of a hat. Push it further and head out on a wild Spring Break surrounded by gorgeous college women. Not only will you be doing something out of the ordinary, you can do it without double-checking with someone else first. This is the height of freedom.

    Number 3
    You can focus on your career
    Life is a juggling act in which you have to keep the many elements aloft, paying equal attention to each one. But if you let one drop, you can channel your forces to the remaining parts. In the absence of a relationship, you’ll have much more time to devote to your work. You can put in those extra hours on a project to impress your boss, and even take on something else. And you don’t have to worry about sacrificing your love life, as you’ll be single and vigorous.

    Number 2
    You can be your own boss
    Relationships are synonymous with compromise. You eventually have to sacrifice something you really like — a football game or extra cheese on your pizza — for the good of the pair. Use your single time to treat yourself a little more. In small doses, selfishness is good for the soul.

    Being your own boss also means answering to no one. You went to a strip club? You got the scent of some woman’s perfume all over your clothes? Enjoy not having to explain your actions.

    Number 1
    You can flirt as you please
    Nothing is worse than that nagging voice in your head telling you that you shouldn’t be talking to this killer brunette in front of you. Being single gives you the complete freedom to flirt with whomever you want, whenever you want.

    It also gives you the chance to sharpen your mojo so that, before you know it, you’ll be the master player on your block. Since you’re unattached, take this opportunity to master the art of seduction, and who knows what rewards you’ll reap.

    #263558
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    Anonymous
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    11. You’re not restricted to f~~~ing just the diseased fleshlight between her legs. You can f~~~ any fleshlite you want. You don’t have anyone play the gatekeeper on your sex drive to manipulate and exploit you as a resource.

    12. You don’t get so much s~~~ in your bathroom that you feel like you might be imposing by putting anything of your own in there without getting approval, or there’ll be s~~~tiness to deal with.

    13. You don’t have to live in a house decorated for a woman and have to pretend to like it.

    14. Not only do you not have to pay to keep her from being unhappy (which has never worked in human history), you can buy any s~~~ you like, you can p~~~ money up the wall on any toy you like without having to justify and rationalise it to a c~~~.

    #263570
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    Truthseeker82
    Truthseeker82
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    I’ll sum it up in one sentence:
    You own your life.

    #263658
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    The Long Walk
    The Long Walk
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    No.1 for me is the silence. No bitching, no whining, pure bliss. It’s never ever silent when there are women around.

    #263688
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    Anonymous
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    Good summary! Thank you for writing it!

    Being single forces you to do things for yourself, like cook, do laundry and tidy up your pad. Being skilled at many things makes you a more complete, well-rounded person — a great card to hold when you decide to reenter the dating market.

    Nope not going back the “dating market” but I had some funny events in the household like washing my blue and white shirts together and getting light blue shirts in the end, and burning down some food to smoke in the microwave filling the kitchen with smoke, and blowing up the coffee cooker without any explosives, making marks on the wall and the ceiling and 3 hours of clean up. It was bad result of cooking but a lot of fun to laugh at.

    Number 7
    You can control your finances…
    However, understand that this does not mean that you will save money — on the contrary; you might be spending more on partying, buying drinks, dressing well, and so on. But at least you are the master of every single dollar you spend.

    I can confirm that, I spend a lot more money on my downhill bike and my workstation pc than I spent on my ex gf, but I also get a lot more adrenaline and fun to be honest.

    Number 4
    You can be spontaneous

    Yes, you can go to the corner shop for a bottle of champagne at 23:00 and continue lacing a bicycle wheel on the kitchen table or playing Need for speed Underground 2 🙂

    #263759
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    Blue Skies
    Blue Skies
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    15662

    Number 7
    You can control your finances
    If you’ve ever been in a serious relationship, you know that, sooner or later, a good chunk of your budget goes into steady lady-maintenance costs. Bachelorhood gives you full financial freedom, and you never have to worry about paying for dinner or buying presents.

    However, understand that this does not mean that you will save money — on the contrary; you might be spending more on partying, buying drinks, dressing well, and so on. But at least you are the master of every single dollar you spend.

    Number 6
    You have more time for activities
    When you’re single, you have no reason to sit around doing nothing. Want to harden your body at the gym? Play a new instrument? How about watch the Die Hard trilogy for the 11th time? Who’s stopping you?

    You can even use the time that you’d spend pleasing a demanding girlfriend to hang with the boys. After all, isn’t neglecting your friends one of the biggest sacrifices of couplehood?

    Look forward to being spontaneous, not having to answer to anyone and flirting like crazy…

    these are my two favorites……^^^^

    number 11.
    you don’t have to work full time or you can retire much earlier

    MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

    #263783
    +3
    Bigboy83
    bigboy83
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    11311

    Plus c~~~s don’t compromise, it’s my way, or I’m going to cheat on you if I dont. Bunch of f~~~ing babies.

    Plus women and relationships are boring.

    Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

    #263861
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    Wally
    Wally
    Participant

    I’ll sum it up in one sentence:
    You own your life.

    The best four word sentence ever written.

    "what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

    #263947
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    Rennie
    Rennie
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    Take a road trip of over 600km (there and back) in a single day and not have to account to anyone but yourself for it.

    #263959
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    DeepInThought
    DeepInThought
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    2709

    Number 6
    You have more time for activities

    Did that today in fact. Grabbed my bike, bought a WW2 audiobook biography on iTunes and rode 40km. Book is 14 hours so I have still, 8 more rides in it. I wore my HR monitor, burned 2000 calories, now will enjoy a glass of red and rib eye on the WeberQ tonight.

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