Had one of my enlightened co-worker ask me after saying in a conversation I was going my own way in life in the lunch room.
He asks me, what do you mean by “going your own way”?
I simply said: “I participate less and observe more”.
"Remember when girls had diaries, and they would freak out if their brother even touched the cover? We’ve come a long way."
- Chateau Heartiste on getting off Facebook
"What a great advantage a man can have over women, if he only knew what cold and calculating thoughts are going through her mind.... while her eyes are brimming with tears."
- Esther Vilar
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to be alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is end up with people who make you feel alone."
- Robin Williams
"Why do women not make use of their intellectual potential? For the simple reason that they do not need to. It is not essential for their survival. Theoretically it is possible for a beautiful woman to have less intelligence than a chimpanzee and still be considered an acceptable member of society."
- Esther Vilar
"Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the really sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others. "
- Brandon Mull, Fablehaven
"Most whores are just honest women. Most women are just dishonest whores. By the way, that is just as much an indictment of men as it is women. Men get what they pay for, and we are notoriously poor shoppers."
"Now women turn to Islam. Like a gal with a new boyfriend to beat up her ex as she was hurt and rejected."
"Appeasing women's relentless demands is like feeding fish to a cat and expecting it become a vegetarian."
"Having the the kid, saying “fuck you” to the father and expecting child support.... is like me telling my boss: "Hey, boss! Go FUK yourself bro! And by the way, I’ll come to work when I damn well feel like it, and send my paychecks on the 1st and 15th you piece of sh!t."
- Deus Ex Machina
"A woman giving advice is tantamount to holding the oven doors open at Auschwitz. "
"Thank you, dammit, thank you. I dunno how many men's lives you've altered for the better, but thanks. You are at the forefront of male evolution."
- A.F. in Montana