"Why do women not make use of their intellectual potential? For the simple reason that they do not need to. It is not essential for their survival. Theoretically it is possible for a beautiful woman to have less intelligence than a chimpanzee and still be considered an acceptable member of society."
- Esther Vilar
"Folks, you simply cannot make up the utter lack of awareness and pathological solipsism exhibited by today’s modern Western woman. It’s like if you threw her into solitary confinement, she would claim the world was banging on the cage door to get in and join her. "
"How in the HELL could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 AM by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush his teeth and hair and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were expected to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"
- Charles Bukowski, Factotum 1975
"A woman giving advice is tantamount to holding the oven doors open at Auschwitz. "
"Now women turn to Islam. Like a gal with a new boyfriend to beat up her ex as she was hurt and rejected."
"Ah yes, "divorce". From the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"I feel like I am some stoic hero hanging onto an ideal that the universe bashes me against all the time."
"Once upon a time, I would court a girl. I would wine and dine. We would talk for hours on the phone getting to know each other. I always believed it was the thoughtful little things that mattered most. Now: I get done with her by 11:00pm so she can drive herself home."
- Johnny Wayne
"Most whores are just honest women. Most women are just dishonest whores. By the way, that is just as much an indictment of men as it is women. Men get what they pay for, and we are notoriously poor shoppers."
"When men get older they look like Sean Connery. When women get older they look like . . . . Sean Connery."
"You want answers to the multiplex paradox of understanding women? Lets look at the word “understand” or to “stand under”. It’s out of natural order to stand beneath, or “under” a woman. It’s that simple, or do you need more shit dropped on your head? All because you allowed yourself to be manipulated into the wrong position. It’s all about the laws of gravity, position, and shit."
"Women are born with and become aware of an awesome power to shape men’s behavior very early in life. Understanding that this power over men will lessen dramatically as her body ages, a modern woman often does shockingly abhorrent things to amplify and retain her power: wedding vows, larcenous divorces, child support, and sexless marriages."
- Capslok Spellczech