She may, of course, go on to obtain various degrees and diplomas. These increase her market value in the eyes of men, for men believe that a woman who can recite things by heart must also know and understand them. But any real possibility of communication between the sexes ceases at this point. Their paths are divided forever.
"You want answers to the multiplex paradox of understanding women? Lets look at the word “understand” or to “stand under”. It’s out of natural order to stand beneath, or “under” a woman. It’s that simple, or do you need more shit dropped on your head? All because you allowed yourself to be manipulated into the wrong position. It’s all about the laws of gravity, position, and shit."
"When men get older they look like Sean Connery. When women get older they look like . . . . Sean Connery."
"Ah yes, "divorce". From the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"“My cat doesn’t usually like guys… if my cat likes you then you must be okay.” The lengths females will go to in order to give themselves permission to fuck someone without overtly appearing to be doing so..."
- Doc Fenderdson
"Why does a man wear a wedding ring?
MAN: It’s a symbol of my commitment to her.
Why does a woman wear a wedding ring?
WOMAN: It’s a symbol of his commitment to me."
"The only thing a woman hates more than a man is seeing a man not under her control."
- MGHOW JamBear
"Having the the kid, saying “fuck you” to the father and expecting child support.... is like me telling my boss: "Hey, boss! Go FUK yourself bro! And by the way, I’ll come to work when I damn well feel like it, and send my paychecks on the 1st and 15th you piece of sh!t."
- Deus Ex Machina
"What a great advantage a man can have over women, if he only knew what cold and calculating thoughts are going through her mind.... while her eyes are brimming with tears."
- Esther Vilar
"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
- Frank Zappa
"If you are a "potential rapist" for buying a woman a drink, then she's already a "potential thief and murderer" of your freedom and well-being."
"I seem to have been like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."
- Sir Isaac Newton
"I wish I had this site when I was young. My wife turned into an inconsolable crazy person who blamed me for everything after the kids came. The kids were healthy and well behaved and were not much trouble at all and she acted like it was the end of the world. Once she had enough of my DNA, she was done with me so she got the state to force me to continue giving her money. Women don’t love us for who we were are. They love us for our dna and our ability to work and fix stuff. Of course to a man that’s not love at all. If I could do it over, I would pay a surrogate. My kids are my favorite thing about this world. Paying a surrogate would be way cheaper and way less of a nightmare than marriage."
- The Deal