"Ah yes, "divorce". From the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"I seem to have been like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."
- Sir Isaac Newton
"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it."
- Malcolm X
"Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, perhaps you ought to setup a life you don't need to escape from. "
- Primus Pilus on women who say "I like to travel" as if it somehow makes them interesting.
"Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the really sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others. "
- Brandon Mull, Fablehaven
"A MAN’S CONTINENT WAY 1. Contain your SEED in your LOINS until you find a WOMAN who truly deserves to receive it. 2. Contain your PLANS in your MIND until you can ACT on them. 3. Contain your FEELINGS in your HEART until you are CALM. 4. Contain your STRENGTH in your LIMBS until you are called to a worthy CHALLENGE. 5. Contain your FEARS in your SOUL until your COURAGE overcomes them. 6. Contain your MONEY in your PURSE until you can buy something truly VALUABLE. 7. Contain your HUNGER in your STOMACH until you have cooked a manly FEAST. 8. Contain your WORDS in your MOUTH until everyone else has SPOKEN. 9. Contain your ANGER in your BELLY until you find your true ENEMY. 10. Contain your PLEASURE in your BODY until you are ALONE. CONTAIN EVERYTHING UNTIL IT IS RIPE FOR HARVEST!!"
"Magicians can only work their magic with the help of willing assistants who keeps the magicians techniques secret. Women are magicians and MGTOWs are assistants that divulge the techniques to keep others from becoming willing assistants."
"Why does a man wear a wedding ring?
MAN: It’s a symbol of my commitment to her.
Why does a woman wear a wedding ring?
WOMAN: It’s a symbol of his commitment to me."
"“My cat doesn’t usually like guys… if my cat likes you then you must be okay.” The lengths females will go to in order to give themselves permission to fuck someone without overtly appearing to be doing so..."
- Doc Fenderdson