"To pumpkin, reality is just a fluid construct that can be molded and shaped to whatever she wants it to be."
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."
"No man should ever marry a woman who hates him enough to actually let him go through with it."
- Dick Masterson
"What a great advantage a man can have over women, if he only knew what cold and calculating thoughts are going through her mind.... while her eyes are brimming with tears."
- Esther Vilar
"I had done a favor for a female friend who said she would repay me with sex. I said "OK, but then you'll owe me TWO favors"."
"A prenup is like a kevlar glove on your dick before putting it in the wood chipper. Why not just avoid putting it in the wood chipper? Run. Run far. Run fast."
"I’m of the opinion that most PUA tactics are essentially about dogging and badgering a female and throwing booze and bullshit at her until she just gives in and decides it would be easier to blow your than to try to get you to fuck off."
"Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the really sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others. "
- Brandon Mull, Fablehaven
"Once upon a time, I would court a girl. I would wine and dine. We would talk for hours on the phone getting to know each other. I always believed it was the thoughtful little things that mattered most. Now: I get done with her by 11:00pm so she can drive herself home."
- Johnny Wayne