"Ah yes, "divorce". From the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"When men greet each other, they insult each other but they don't really mean it. When woman greet each other, they compliment each other but they don't really mean it."
"The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Once upon a time, I would court a girl. I would wine and dine. We would talk for hours on the phone getting to know each other. I always believed it was the thoughtful little things that mattered most. Now: I get done with her by 11:00pm so she can drive herself home."
- Johnny Wayne
"Imagine walking into a casino where 98% of the machines and tables will never ever pay out. That's marriage."
"The only thing a woman hates more than a man is seeing a man not under her control."
- MGHOW JamBear
"If you are a "potential rapist" for buying a woman a drink, then she's already a "potential thief and murderer" of your freedom and well-being."
"Women are born with and become aware of an awesome power to shape men’s behavior very early in life. Understanding that this power over men will lessen dramatically as her body ages, a modern woman often does shockingly abhorrent things to amplify and retain her power: wedding vows, larcenous divorces, child support, and sexless marriages."
- Capslok Spellczech