"What a great advantage a man can have over women, if he only knew what cold and calculating thoughts are going through her mind.... while her eyes are brimming with tears."
- Esther Vilar
"The Double Standard Explained: A key that opens many locks is a master key. But a lock that is opened by many keys is just a shitty lock."
- Red Pill Wisdom
"I am a Man. Hath not a Man eyes? Hath not a Man hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Woman is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?"
- Triklops after Shakespeare (The Merchant of Venice)
"How in the HELL could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 AM by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush his teeth and hair and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were expected to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"
- Charles Bukowski, Factotum 1975
"Once upon a time, I would court a girl. I would wine and dine. We would talk for hours on the phone getting to know each other. I always believed it was the thoughtful little things that mattered most. Now: I get done with her by 11:00pm so she can drive herself home."
- Johnny Wayne
"Remember when girls had diaries, and they would freak out if their brother even touched the cover? We’ve come a long way."
- Chateau Heartiste on getting off Facebook
"A MAN’S CONTINENT WAY 1. Contain your SEED in your LOINS until you find a WOMAN who truly deserves to receive it. 2. Contain your PLANS in your MIND until you can ACT on them. 3. Contain your FEELINGS in your HEART until you are CALM. 4. Contain your STRENGTH in your LIMBS until you are called to a worthy CHALLENGE. 5. Contain your FEARS in your SOUL until your COURAGE overcomes them. 6. Contain your MONEY in your PURSE until you can buy something truly VALUABLE. 7. Contain your HUNGER in your STOMACH until you have cooked a manly FEAST. 8. Contain your WORDS in your MOUTH until everyone else has SPOKEN. 9. Contain your ANGER in your BELLY until you find your true ENEMY. 10. Contain your PLEASURE in your BODY until you are ALONE. CONTAIN EVERYTHING UNTIL IT IS RIPE FOR HARVEST!!"
"You want answers to the multiplex paradox of understanding women? Lets look at the word “understand” or to “stand under”. It’s out of natural order to stand beneath, or “under” a woman. It’s that simple, or do you need more shit dropped on your head? All because you allowed yourself to be manipulated into the wrong position. It’s all about the laws of gravity, position, and shit."
"I’m still waiting for my white male privilege membership card. Must have gotten lost in the mail."
"I had done a favor for a female friend who said she would repay me with sex. I said "OK, but then you'll owe me TWO favors"."