"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
- Frank Zappa
"Do not get fucking married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t scream it loud enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- May 7 2020 | MGTOW Member counting down the days until the payments stop
"Remember when girls had diaries, and they would freak out if their brother even touched the cover? We’ve come a long way."
- Chateau Heartiste on getting off Facebook
"Once upon a time, I would court a girl. I would wine and dine. We would talk for hours on the phone getting to know each other. I always believed it was the thoughtful little things that mattered most. Now: I get done with her by 11:00pm so she can drive herself home."
- Johnny Wayne
"Magicians can only work their magic with the help of willing assistants who keeps the magicians techniques secret. Women are magicians and MGTOWs are assistants that divulge the techniques to keep others from becoming willing assistants."
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to be alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is end up with people who make you feel alone."
- Robin Williams
"When men get older they look like Sean Connery. When women get older they look like . . . . Sean Connery."
"You want answers to the multiplex paradox of understanding women? Lets look at the word “understand” or to “stand under”. It’s out of natural order to stand beneath, or “under” a woman. It’s that simple, or do you need more shit dropped on your head? All because you allowed yourself to be manipulated into the wrong position. It’s all about the laws of gravity, position, and shit."
"Ah yes, "divorce". From the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"Having the the kid, saying “fuck you” to the father and expecting child support.... is like me telling my boss: "Hey, boss! Go FUK yourself bro! And by the way, I’ll come to work when I damn well feel like it, and send my paychecks on the 1st and 15th you piece of sh!t."
- Deus Ex Machina