"She may, of course, go on to obtain various degrees and diplomas. These increase her market value in the eyes of men, for men believe that a woman who can recite things by heart must also know and understand them. But any real possibility of communication between the sexes ceases at this point. Their paths are divided forever."
- Esther Vilar
"We’re a generation of men raised by women. I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need."
- Tyler Durden
"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
- Frank Zappa
"Remember when girls had diaries, and they would freak out if their brother even touched the cover? We’ve come a long way."
- Chateau Heartiste on getting off Facebook
"By the age of twelve at the latest, most women have decided to become prostitutes. Or, to put it another way they have planned a future for themselves which consists of choosing a man and letting him do all the work."
- Esther Vilar
"When men greet each other, they insult each other but they don't really mean it. When woman greet each other, they compliment each other but they don't really mean it."
"I’m still waiting for my white male privilege membership card. Must have gotten lost in the mail."
"I had done a favor for a female friend who said she would repay me with sex. I said "OK, but then you'll owe me TWO favors"."
"Why does a man wear a wedding ring?
MAN: It’s a symbol of my commitment to her.
Why does a woman wear a wedding ring?
WOMAN: It’s a symbol of his commitment to me."
"No man should ever marry a woman who hates him enough to actually let him go through with it."
- Dick Masterson