"Having the the kid, saying “fuck you” to the father and expecting child support.... is like me telling my boss: "Hey, boss! Go FUK yourself bro! And by the way, I’ll come to work when I damn well feel like it, and send my paychecks on the 1st and 15th you piece of sh!t."
- Deus Ex Machina
"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it."
- Malcolm X
"When men get older they look like Sean Connery. When women get older they look like . . . . Sean Connery."
"Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, perhaps you ought to setup a life you don't need to escape from. "
- Primus Pilus on women who say "I like to travel" as if it somehow makes them interesting.
"When men greet each other, they insult each other but they don't really mean it. When woman greet each other, they compliment each other but they don't really mean it."
"Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the really sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others. "
- Brandon Mull, Fablehaven
"I am a Man. Hath not a Man eyes? Hath not a Man hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Woman is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?"
- Triklops after Shakespeare (The Merchant of Venice)
"The only thing a woman hates more than a man is seeing a man not under her control."
- MGHOW JamBear
"You have come to a truly exceptional place. The gentlemen here are full of stories, cautionary tales, motivation, support, humor, advice, and loyalty. I am a newcomer as well, and almost instantaneously found a home here. "