"Having the the kid, saying “fuck you” to the father and expecting child support.... is like me telling my boss: "Hey, boss! Go FUK yourself bro! And by the way, I’ll come to work when I damn well feel like it, and send my paychecks on the 1st and 15th you piece of sh!t."
- Deus Ex Machina
"I had done a favor for a female friend who said she would repay me with sex. I said "OK, but then you'll owe me TWO favors"."
"Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, perhaps you ought to setup a life you don't need to escape from. "
- Primus Pilus on women who say "I like to travel" as if it somehow makes them interesting.
"I seem to have been like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."
- Sir Isaac Newton
"Why does a man wear a wedding ring?
MAN: It’s a symbol of my commitment to her.
Why does a woman wear a wedding ring?
WOMAN: It’s a symbol of his commitment to me."
"No man should ever marry a woman who hates him enough to actually let him go through with it."
- Dick Masterson
"The only thing a woman hates more than a man is seeing a man not under her control."
- MGHOW JamBear
"Had one of my enlightened co-worker ask me after saying in a conversation I was going my own way in life in the lunch room. He asks me, what do you mean by "going your own way"? I simply said: "I participate less and observe more". "
"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
- Frank Zappa
"Imagine walking into a casino where 98% of the machines and tables will never ever pay out. That's marriage."
"This is the website is the best thing on the internet because it’s opened my eyes on a lot of shit I’ve never even thought of before. "