"I had done a favor for a female friend who said she would repay me with sex. I said "OK, but then you'll owe me TWO favors"."
"Had one of my enlightened co-worker ask me after saying in a conversation I was going my own way in life in the lunch room. He asks me, what do you mean by "going your own way"? I simply said: "I participate less and observe more". "
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to be alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is end up with people who make you feel alone."
- Robin Williams
"No man should ever marry a woman who hates him enough to actually let him go through with it."
- Dick Masterson
"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
- Frank Zappa
"I feel like I am some stoic hero hanging onto an ideal that the universe bashes me against all the time."
"Once upon a time, I would court a girl. I would wine and dine. We would talk for hours on the phone getting to know each other. I always believed it was the thoughtful little things that mattered most. Now: I get done with her by 11:00pm so she can drive herself home."
- Johnny Wayne
"Most whores are just honest women. Most women are just dishonest whores. By the way, that is just as much an indictment of men as it is women. Men get what they pay for, and we are notoriously poor shoppers."
"The only thing a woman hates more than a man is seeing a man not under her control."
- MGHOW JamBear