Arnold Schwarzenegger. A great man. Don’t think so? Move to Austria. Learn the language. Become famous for working out. Be a movie star. Marry into their royalty, and hold public office. How many lifetimes would you need?
“I’m on my 3rd attempt at Rosetta Stone Spanish”.
– Bill Burr
Daddy By Default
Child Support Despite ZERO DNA Match Daddy by default. Imagine you date a single mother. You like her and her kid. On a sunny Tuesday afternoon in June, you take them to the movies or Disney World, and for one day, you acted like “a father”. What a nice guy, right? Guess again. Now
It’s Your Life – A Poem
“Invent yourself, and then reinvent yourself. Don’t swim in the same slough. Invent yourself, and then reinvent yourself. And stay out of the clutches of mediocrity. Invent yourself and then reinvent yourself. Change your tone and shape so often that they can never categorize you.
Friends in Safe Spaces
The libhurt in the recent t~~~ter timeline has been glorious. T~~~ter has also changed their algorithm so that any follower tweets supporting sh!tlords are demoted to the bottom of the feed, while libgoons are at the top. The libs are being pushed to the brink, evident by the growing loudness and
Lorena Bobbitt – “I Just Went Insane!”
Received with a standing ovation, notorious Lorena Bobbitt proclaims she “just went insane” before making world-wide headlines in 1993 when she cut off her husband’s penis with a knife – while he was asleep in bed. Why? “She just went insane!”. That’s why.
Secrets of The Slave State
Isn’t voting just…. giving consent to being governed? All the fanfare about “the right” (or expectation) to vote, is just someone rubbing their hands together giggling at the thought of how eager you are to be controlled while sticking a pin on your lapel. Vote for me, for I
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