Your daily dose of comedy can often be found by turning on FOX “news”, listening to a divorced woman say “I think it’s better to have someone to spend your life with. What do you think is going on?”
“Natural Blonde”. That’s what it said on the box.
If it’s better to have someone to spend your life with, why the fuck did you discard your husband? And now you want another one for a repeat?
If you want a Manswer to “what do you think is going on?”, remove your false eyelashes first and that inch of makeup you caked on to make you look like a clown. Then take a good look at yourself in the mirror and ask the question again. But prepare yourself. Because no matter how cleverly you sneak up on a mirror… your reflection will always look you straight in the eye.